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![[File:Assistant.png|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]] | ![[File:Assistant.png|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]] | ||
| | |Be a greyscale enthusiast. Become a part of a colorless sea of people that most likely share the same hairstyle (or lack thereof) as you. Inexplicably know how to hack every form of device on the station. Grab budget gloves and watch your arms disintegrate because of higher Siemens. Watch admins hover their finger over the ban button. | ||
!Very Easy | !Very Easy | ||
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![[File:Bartender.png|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]] | ![[File:Bartender.png|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]] | ||
| | |Watch everyone on station eventually end up in the bar. Get painfully simple requests. Get painfully elaborate requests. Watch people destroy their livers. Watch people attempt to roleplay a passing conversation. Try and fail to hold any real conversation of your own with someone else. Have an arguably better conversation with a [[Wizard]] who stumbles in for mead. Watch Security flood through the doors when someone screams for help from the trash compactor. Get glasses of milk ready for when the [[Chef]] creates dishes that have "hell" as an ingredient (or enchiladas). | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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![[File:Chef.png|link=Chef]]<br>[[Chef]] | ![[File:Chef.png|link=Chef]]<br>[[Chef]] | ||
| | |Run around in circles. Line the table up with food that may or may not make someone's heart stop. Ask the [[Botanist]] when the vegetables will be in. Realize there is no botanist. Attempt to pass a smelly bowl of purple soup off as something edible. End up making nothing but wish soup. <s>Abduct</s> Acquire some [[Dionaea|specimens]] for your latest dish. Flail your rolling pin around when space bats invade. | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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![[File:Botanist.png|link=Botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]] | ![[File:Botanist.png|link=Botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]] | ||
|Grow | |Work in a small slice of paradise. Be reminded that this isn't paradise at all with just one look out the window. Toss seeds into a tray and watch what happens. '''Literally watch grass grow.''' Put lids on trays and set their light levels while scanning everything so that you look like you know what you're doing. Obliterate weeds with your hoe. Eliminate <s>the chef</s> awful plants with your hatchet. Dump a massive supply of vegetables into the chef's fridge <s>well after they got bored and cryo'd</s>. Grow a [[Dionaea|semi-sentient workforce]] to do the gardening for you. | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]] | ![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]] | ||
| | |Praise literally anyone while holding your book of spiritual guidance of choice. Attempt to hold sermons in the holodeck. Get shoved over by assistants trying to wrassle. Get suplexed when you attempt to scold them. Snap your null rod in two from frustration. Claim that the wizard/vampire/changeling destroying everything in their path is <s>Satan!</s> the physical manifestation of your deity of choice and work with them for laughs. <s>Get banned for self antag.</s> End up smoking your stress away in some deep corner of maintenance. | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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![[File:Ia_consultant.png|link=Internal Affairs]]<br>[[Internal Affairs|Internal Affairs Agent]] | ![[File:Ia_consultant.png|link=Internal Affairs]]<br>[[Internal Affairs|Internal Affairs Agent]] | ||
| | |Get called to investigate issues within departments. Label cases 'non-issue' because of how insignificant they turn out to be. Rummage through a whole stack of blank forms to use. Click your pen. Fax rude messages to centcomm, get gibbed. | ||
!Medium to Hard | !Medium to Hard | ||
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![[File:Generic_librarian.png|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]] | ![[File:Generic_librarian.png|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]] | ||
| | |Stock the absolute heck out of the book shelves. Or don't. Watch nerds from a DnD club argue at a table, [[Wizard|one of which happens to be dressed for the occasion]]. Bust out the notepad and pen when the station delves into code blue. End up asking more questions related to a crime than the [[Detective]]. Create a newscaster channel to <s>be ignored</s> spread the ''Secret Information Command Doesn't Want You To Know.'' Get censored. | ||
!Easy | !Easy | ||
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Revision as of 01:29, 25 April 2018
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Your Job is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard the NSS Aurora. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what you're actually supposed to be doing.
Some useful links:
- Chain of Command
- Corporate Regulations
- Guides
- Tips
- Communication Devices
- Basic Character Qualifications
- Identifying Antagonists
You should also read up about Corporate Regulations, so you know your rights, and Clone Memory Disorder if you happen to die and be cloned. Not doing so is considered very bad form for Roleplay.
Due to new NanoTrasen equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.
Station Command
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
Captain |
Put your command whitelist to use and try out Captain. Stare in regret as everything quickly falls apart all around you. Offer to work as a partial interim head of staff for departments without a head. End up being busy with |
Very Hard |
Head of Personnel |
Make your presence known and state that you are available to change access on peoples' IDs. Deny 80% of the requests because they're clearly not trained to do what they want access to and they never bothered writing employment records to back themselves up anyway. Run around the station keeping track of everything for the Captain. End up butting heads with other heads of staff over their leadership ability. Call people into your office for employee evaluations. | Hard |
Head of Security |
Get your officers situated and ready to protect company assets. Watch them all attempt to become anything more than a mall cop. |
Very Hard |
Chief Engineer |
Wonder why you spawn with black gloves instead of insulation. Promote safety and wearing PPEs. |
Hard |
Research Director |
Hard | |
File:ChiefMedicalOfficer.png Chief Medical Officer |
Try to give a quick briefing to your subordinates round-start. Get ignored as they all explode out of the briefing room as quickly as possible. Make sure Chemists aren't getting high. Walk in on the EMT attempting Surgery on the Psychologist. End up being the only competent medical professional amid pubbies that thought Nurse was a learning role. Screech when someone doesn't check records for DNCs. Argue with the Virologist regarding the morals of human testing. Desperately try not to metagame against lings suddenly resurrecting with full health out of no where. Suffer. | Hard |
Internal Security
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
Security Officer |
Patrol the station and apprehend criminals. | Hard |
Warden |
Mantain the brig and hand out weapons in emergencies. | Hard |
Detective |
Investigate crime scenes. Interview suspects. Solve cases. | Hard |
Forensic Technician |
Investigate crime scenes. Analyse evidence. Perform autopsies. | Hard |
File:Sec cadet.png Security Cadet |
Become the most exemplary member of security, get shoved by admins. | Easy to Medium |
Engineering and Maintenance
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
Station Engineer |
Rush for those insulated gloves. Tool the heck up and get ready for literally any disaster. |
Medium |
Atmospheric Technician |
Be better than engineers. |
Medium |
Janitor |
Squint at people with dirty shoes. Swing your mop around and vanquish all filth. Dunk your mop in your bucket over and over before hanging it on the janicart |
Easy |
File:Engie apprentice.png Engineering Apprentice |
Have no clue what to do. Attempt to learn. Get bwoinked while left unsupervised. | Easy |
Supply
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
Quartermaster |
Order crates full of powerful equipment |
Medium |
File:Cargo Technician.png Cargo Technician |
Listen to your boss. Listen to your boss's boss. Get paid for less than the effort it takes to haul crates around the station. Rummage around in the warehouse and find cool stuff. Get complaints when you mail crates and it shoots backed up trash out with it. |
Easy |
Shaft Miner |
Get geared up to mine a motherlode. |
Easy to Medium |
Medical
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
Medical Doctor |
Be the most medical of doctors. Shove pills down people's throats and inject medicine wordlessly whenever there's literally any form of injury. |
Medium |
Paramedic |
Be the bottom rung of all medical experience. Stuff every single available inventory slot with something. Nag crew about suit sensors. Rush out the door at the first sign of injury |
Hard |
Psychologist |
Become a stereotypical chaise lounge psychologist. Scroll through medical records to find people in need of a psychiatric appointment. Don't act surprised when you find no records to begin with because everyone's too lazy to write them. Offer your services over the radio. Get ignored. Get requested to security to evaluate a criminal. Watch them cryo before you even get a word out. Prescribe Escitalopram. Get told it does nothing, prescribe Risperidone |
Medium |
File:Chemist.png Chemist |
Push buttons on a machine. |
Medium |
Virologist |
Mess around with viruses |
Medium |
File:Medical resident.png Medical Resident |
Learn medical from people that |
Easy to Medium |
Research
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
Roboticist |
Be a mix of Research, Engineering, and Medical. Fix stationbounds. Fix synthetic crew. Fix humans(?). Attempt to smash brains into MMIs. Fail because they're often too big. Shave a bit of the excess off. Build mechs. Build dangerous mechs. Load the dangerous mechs up with dangerous equipment. Build little bots. Never bother configuring them. |
Easy |
Scientist |
Put ethics to the test |
Medium |
File:Lab assistant.png Lab Assistant |
Ask around for stuff to do. Get turned into a science fair project. | Easy |
Civilian
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
File:Assistant.png Assistant |
Be a greyscale enthusiast. Become a part of a colorless sea of people that most likely share the same hairstyle (or lack thereof) as you. Inexplicably know how to hack every form of device on the station. Grab budget gloves and watch your arms disintegrate because of higher Siemens. Watch admins hover their finger over the ban button. | Very Easy |
File:Bartender.png Bartender |
Watch everyone on station eventually end up in the bar. Get painfully simple requests. Get painfully elaborate requests. Watch people destroy their livers. Watch people attempt to roleplay a passing conversation. Try and fail to hold any real conversation of your own with someone else. Have an arguably better conversation with a Wizard who stumbles in for mead. Watch Security flood through the doors when someone screams for help from the trash compactor. Get glasses of milk ready for when the Chef creates dishes that have "hell" as an ingredient (or enchiladas). | Easy |
File:Chef.png Chef |
Run around in circles. Line the table up with food that may or may not make someone's heart stop. Ask the Botanist when the vegetables will be in. Realize there is no botanist. Attempt to pass a smelly bowl of purple soup off as something edible. End up making nothing but wish soup. |
Easy |
File:Botanist.png Botanist |
Work in a small slice of paradise. Be reminded that this isn't paradise at all with just one look out the window. Toss seeds into a tray and watch what happens. Literally watch grass grow. Put lids on trays and set their light levels while scanning everything so that you look like you know what you're doing. Obliterate weeds with your hoe. Eliminate |
Easy |
Chaplain |
Praise literally anyone while holding your book of spiritual guidance of choice. Attempt to hold sermons in the holodeck. Get shoved over by assistants trying to wrassle. Get suplexed when you attempt to scold them. Snap your null rod in two from frustration. Claim that the wizard/vampire/changeling destroying everything in their path is |
Easy |
Internal Affairs Agent |
Get called to investigate issues within departments. Label cases 'non-issue' because of how insignificant they turn out to be. Rummage through a whole stack of blank forms to use. Click your pen. Fax rude messages to centcomm, get gibbed. | Medium to Hard |
Librarian |
Stock the absolute heck out of the book shelves. Or don't. Watch nerds from a DnD club argue at a table, one of which happens to be dressed for the occasion. Bust out the notepad and pen when the station delves into code blue. End up asking more questions related to a crime than the Detective. Create a newscaster channel to |
Easy |
Non-Human
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
AI |
Be the station. Serve the crew. Or don't. | Extremely Hard |
Cyborg |
Follow your laws and do your job. | Medium to Hard |
Personal AI |
Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator. | Very Easy |
Maintenance Drone |
Repair and improve the station while ignoring anything other then another drone completely. | None |
Antagonists
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
Mercenary |
Compromise the Aurora as you look after the financial interests of your powerful employers. | Very Hard |
Cultist |
Sing praises to Nar'sie, the Geometer of Blood. Decorate your trophy rack with eyeballs. Sow panic and glorify in the cold darkness of the void as you crush the station in the bowels of the Machine. | Very Hard |
Changeling |
Be friendly, polite, and have a plan to consume everyone you meet. Revel in paranoia, panic, and terror as you turn good men and women on their own loved ones. Walk right into the Armory wearing the Warden's face. | Hard |
File:AlienLarge.png Xenomorph |
Grow. Spread. Repopulate. | Hard |
Wizard |
Befuddle the minds of mortal men. Wield terrific arcane power and blow apart the cumulative efforts of the pathetic sciences. Charm gullible young personnel as you pick their pockets. Animate donuts and force them to fight Security for your amusement. | Hard |
Raider |
Complete your objectives for your employer. Steal the station's paperwork and sell it back to them. Laugh merrily as you mock the crew while stealing the Supermatter Engine under gun point. Hang on tight, the hype train is leaving the station. | Hard |
File:Cortical.gif Cortical Borer |
Spread, thrive, and grow in the hostile human world. Crawl into peoples' ears and whisper sweet, violent nothings. Create pandemonium as your glorious breeding ground bloats in size. | Hard |
Ninja |
Uphold the ways of Bushido. Walk boldly through forbidden halls, and sever the hands of any man who would dare challenge you. Drink the station's power as surely as steel swallows lightning. Vanish into the shadows and emerge with your blade at their throats. | Medium / Hard |
Vampire |
Be the very best, like no one ever was. | Very Hard |
Loyalist/Revolutionary |
As the Loyalist you are to keep the station under NT control. As a Rev your job is to either convert everyone on the station and rise up against NT! | Hard |
Special
Job | Role | Difficulty |
---|---|---|
Merchant |
Sell interesting goods to the crew. Make loads of money. | Medium |
Emergency Response Team |
Deal with the Red Alert. | Medium / Hard |