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==Nutrition==
|headerbgcolor = blue
|headerfontcolor = white
|stafftype = SECURITY
|imagebgcolor = #9eb7ff
|img = Generic_forensic.png
|jobtitle = Investigator
|access = Security, Crime Labs, Morgue,
|difficulty = Hard
|qualifications = At least 25 years of age, applicable Criminal Forensics degree or 7 years experience in Criminal Forensics/Investigation. Optionally: Full Cadetship to perform arrests.
|education = [[Apex & Ft Sunder Joint Military Academies]] - [[New Seoul Combat Training Centre]] - [[Kaltir Law Academy]]
|superior = [[Head of Security]]
|duties = Investigate crime scenes, record evidence, perform autopsies.
|guides = [[Security_Officer|Guide to Security]], [[Corporate Regulations]], [http://aurorastation.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=898#p7082 Guide to Forensics]
}}
The '''Investigator''''s job is to investigate the remains of any crime, use evidence to identify the perpetrator, and then ask Security to arrest them for you. They have limited brig access because they are supposed to be an investigator, not a [[Security Officer]] or [[Warden]]. They are expected to work in tandem with the [[Detective]] - they handle physical evidence, while the detective interrogates witnesses and suspects.


As you walk, run, and spend time on the station, your character's nutrition level will drop. Eating food that contains nutriment, protein, or certain other reagents (see below) will replenish this value. It isn't good to go without food for too long, or to overeat! Keep in mind how much you've eaten and how long it has been since you last ate, and try to stay comfortably full.  
==General Guidelines==
Step one. '''ALWAYS WEAR YOUR GLOVES.''' Acquire waistcoat and sunglasses. You are not an officer, so you do not need to adhere to their uniform expectations. Find a lighter and a pack of smokes and have them at the ready, to add extra cool during panic situations. Outclass everyone on the station that isn't equipped with a top hat and cane. ''BONUS TIP:'' Grab one of the Heavy Duty Flashlights before the Red Tide does. You can put it on your belt slot.


Note that nutriment and other reagents need to be metabolized by your body after you've eaten, so if you don't fill up immediately after a meal, you may after a few moments.
Now that you look like the distinguished nerd you are, get acquainted with your lab. You will spend half your time here, when you aren't running from break in to murder to poisoning to autopsy. This is where the magic happens. See all the things on the tables around you? Grab all the things. Put them into your free CSI kit. It's the gray box on the rack. It has two layers of storage and can fit everything you need to fulfill your investigations. Do NOT lose it. If anyone steals it, you become useless and should space yourself in shame. If you arrive and your lab is already empty, find the Detective or Head of Security and find out where your stuff is.


Now that you have all the things, your CSI Kit should look like this. Note that you can put boxes inside it, so you can carry around boxes of evidence bags and swab kits with you. You could also take the microscope slides out of the box and repurpose the box for storing field evidence for whatever active case you're running. Makes it easier to keep track of what evidence is relevant to which investigation. You also have Morgue access, so feel free to run on down and grab a body bag. You'll probably need it.


Several reagents will increase your nutrition:
=== Detainment And Use Of Force ===
* Very effective: Corn Oil, Nutriment (found in most foods), Animal Protein (found in meat), and Egg Yolk.
You can't '''arrest''' crew members because you don't have access to the processing room or brig timers. You ''are'' allowed to '''detain''' a suspect if you directly witness an infraction and/or encounter a suspect with a pending warrant or arrest order. In any situation you need to call security officers to assist. This doesn't mean you should be joining manhunts to find a suspect - you don't have the tools to safely detain someone on the run and resisting. Basically, if you can't detain the suspect using only your flash and/or charming personality, just stay back and try to get officers on scene. Additionally only characters with a completed cadetship on their record are allowed to legally detain someone on station. Make sure to add this if your investigator is more of an "in the field" person or be prepared to get pocked about it by staff.
* Somewhat effective: Ketchup, coco powder, Hot Ramen, Hell Ramen, Sugar.
* Minor increase: Soy Sauce, Hot Coco, Potato Juice, Bilk, Sprinkles, Dry Ramen, Flour, Rice, Cherry Jelly, Various Bar Drinks. There may be others!


Your gun is only meant to be used in '''self-defense'''. When dealing with armed suspects stay on the periphery and let officers take the heat (and bullets).


Alien species have special dietary needs:
== Tools of the Trade ==
* [[Vaurca|Vaurca]] are only nourished by k'ois paste, which is found in the k'ois products on station. These foods also contain phoron, which the species needs to survive. Consuming any other food reagent will poison them.
* [[file:Suitcase_forensics.png]] '''Crime Scene Kit''' - Your trusty suitcase, which you can use to haul around all of your forensics junk.
* [[Unathi|Unathi]] are only nourished by meat-based foods. While they can eat other foods, they will not provide an Unathi with nourishment. Unathi are also sensitive to foods that lower body temperature.
* [[Skrell|Skrell]] are not allergic to animal protein, but many exhibit some kind of vegetarianism.
* [[Tajara|Tajara]] do not have special dietary needs, but are sensitive to foods that raise body temperature.
* [[IPC|IPCs]] do not eat food. They require power from cyborg recharge stations or station APCs.


* [[file:Dustkit.png]][[file:Fingerprint.png]] '''Fingerprint Powder & Fingerprint Card''' - One of your primary tools. Use the powder on doors, weapons, clothes, or generally anything you suspect that has been touched by a criminal. If anyone has touched what you powder, you'll get a fingerprint card.


===Fullness/Starvation===
* [[file:m_glass.png]] '''Fiber Collection Kit''' - One of your primary tools, but secondary to finding prints due to the interchangeability of clothing. Mostly used as supporting evidence in the case of partial prints that incriminate multiple people. Use it on doors, weapons, clothes, anything you suspect that has been touched by a criminal. If anyone has touched what you use it on, you'll get a bag of fibers.


[[File:nutrition0.png|50px]][[File:nutrition3.png|50px]][[File:nutrition4.png|50px]]
* [[file:uvgoggles.png]][[file:luminol.png]] '''UV Goggles & Luminol''' - The goggles currently do nothing, though they probably should/will do one day. The Luminol spray will reveal any blood that may have been sprayed away. You only get a limited amount of it per shift, though.


These icons may appear on your screen when your nutrition level needs attention:
* [[file:MS.png]][[file:Syringes.png]] '''Reagent Scanner & Syringe''' - Use the reagent scanner on any food or drink that's offered to you, before consuming it. Scan EVERYTHING that comes out of Chemistry, the Kitchen and the Bar. You'll analyze the chemical components of whatever applicable item you scan and each present chemical will be listed. Science can make Advanced Reagent Scanners that will show you the exact concentrations of each chemical in the mix, but the standard version does not provide this information. You can use the Syringe to take a blood sample from someone you suspect to have consumed either drugs or poison, and then analyze it for confirmation.
* A burger with a grey marker means you are too full and will move around more slowly. If your character starts to 'unwillingly' eat food, they are probably getting full and will soon have overeaten.  
* The yellow marker means your character is getting hungry.
* If you see the icon of a burger with a red marker on your screen, you will start to move very slowly due to starvation. This effect can be severe and will continue until you eat some food, so head to the [[chef]] for a wholesome snack!
** IPCs that run out of nutrition due to a lack of power will be temporarily immobilized.
** Vaurca are affected by nutrition like other species, but will also begin to suffocate if they do not replenish their internal phoron supply by consuming k'ois, or finding an external source of phoron.


Some things will decrease your nutrition quickly:
* [[file:Tape_sec.png]] '''Police Tape''' - When you arrive at a crime scene you should use this to tape off every possible entryway and prevent contamination of potential evidence. Throw out anyone who cuts the tape. Try not to completely block off a main hallway, unless it's absolutely necessary, and even then try to do your investigation and call in a janitor quickly.
* Sprinting by toggling 'Walk' to 'Run'
* Vomiting
* Being cold (by exposure to cold environments or because you were in a cryo tube)
* Recovering from blood loss
* Taking Lipozine
* Some viruses


If you eat too much, your description when others examine you will note that you are "chubby." If you are starving, you will be described as "malnourished."
* [[file:Camera.png]] '''Camera''' - Useful to carry around with you. Considering you are not equipped with the offensive and defensive tools that an Officer has, you take an incriminating picture if the opportunity presents itself and then swiftly run the hell away.


==Drink Recipes==
* [[file:Tape_Recorder.png]] '''Recorder''' - Useful in case you need to perform an interview, or turn it on in secret and try to goad someone into incriminating themself with their own words.


Alcoholic drinks contain ethanol, the type of alcohol that gets humans drunk. Each alcoholic drink has a strength value that determines how quickly it will affect the person drinking it. Depending on how much you drink, you may start slurring your speech, get dizzy, start stumbling around, or even pass out. Drinking slowly will allow your body to metabolize alcohol and prevent some of these effects, but it can take a long time to metabolize high amounts of alcohol.  
* [[file:DNA_kit.png]][[file:Swab.png]] '''Box of Swab Kits''' - When there's a blood trail on the floor, and no body in sight, whap the blood with one of these to take a DNA sample. You can also swab bloody weapons, bloody clothes, or people mouths.


Some species have special reactions to alcohol:  
* [[file:Box.png]][[file:Evidence_Bag.png]] '''Box of Evidence Bags''' - Anything with blood on, or that looks out of place at a crime scene, needs to be bagged before anyone else can touch it.
* Skrell will always treat any alcohol as extremely strong and can get very drunk, very quickly.  
* Unathi and Vaurca cannot properly metabolize ethanol, and consuming it will inflict them with toxin damage as it is metabolized. There are some Unathi-safe alcoholic drinks that are butanol-based, rather than ethanol-based.
* Humans will take liver damage from drinking too much. This damage occurs at around the same level of intoxication where the character passes out.  


* [[file:Labler.png]] '''Labeler''' - Slap labels on those nameless evidence bags unless you want to forget which bloody weapon was from what crime scene in relevance to what investigation. You can harass cargo for some empty boxes, label them accordingly and stash anything relevant in there.


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== You've found a Crime Scene/Body, Now What? ==
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First, cordon off the area with the supplied police tape to ensure the crime scene isn't further contaminated by passerby's. Rest assured that many of the crew will try to involve themselves if the crime scene is in a public area. Some may even disregard the presence of your tape and walk right through a crime-scene, so if it's in a populated area try calling for an Officer to assist you in keeping the crime-scene from interference. Remember to wear your gloves so you don't contaminate evidence yourself.
===Mixed Drinks===
While many of these drinks have toxic ingredients, the finished products are not toxic in and of themselves. However, this means that if incorrectly (or maliciously) mixed, you might poison your patrons.


Since a drinking glass will hold only 30 units of liquid, it's recommended that bartenders use their drink shakers to mix these drinks before pouring them out into glasses.
Once the crime scene is properly taped off and free of loitering assistants, you can begin getting to work. Start by getting pictures of the location of the body, and any other suspicious items. Then, use your swab kit to sample blood if any is present at the scene. Then, begin collecting evidence and putting it in bags '''with your gloves on.''' Use your judgement as to what constitutes evidence or not. Bloodied knife? Evidence. Bag of chips? Probably not evidence if it was discarded in a main hallway, definitely evidence if found in a place it has no regular business being.
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'''Make sure to lift the crime scene as soon as possible, so that medical can try to autopsy the victim in a timely fashion and put their body in the morgue.'''


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Take the blood samples to the [[file:DNA_Analyser.gif]] DNA Analyzer to get them checked for DNA. Remember to close the lid after a sample is loaded, and open it again after ejecting it so you can get your next sample in. The analyzer can process one sample at a time, and will take a minute or so to produce its analysis. Once you have your results, you can compare your DNA strings to those stored in the medical records (which you can access in your office). If your victim has been disfigured or is otherwise impossible to identify, this is also your chance to put a proper ID on them.
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Picture
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Ingredients
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Strength
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Notes
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.png|50px]]
|Acid Spit
|Mix 1 part sulphuric acid, 5 parts wine.
|25
|Get sulphuric acid from the chemist.
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.png|50px]]
|Allies Cocktail
|Mix 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka.
|25
| Classic Martini (2 gin, 1 vermouth)
|-
![[File:Aloe.png|50px]]
|Aloe
|Mix 1 part cream, 1 part watermelon juice, 1 part whiskey.
|15
| Add the whiskey last, or you'll end up with Irish Cream.
|-
![[File:Amasec.png|50px]]
|Amasec
|Mix 1 part iron, 5 parts vodka, 5 parts wine.
|25
|Makes 10 parts. Get Iron from the chemist.
|-
![[File:Andalusia.png|50px]]
|Andalusia
|Mix 1 part lemon juice, 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey.
|35
|Get lemons from the gardener and process them.
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.png|50px]]
|Anti-Freeze
|Mix 1 part cream, 1 part ice, 1 parts vodka.
|20
|Raises body temperature.
|-
![[File:aprilshower.gif|50px]]
|April Shower
|Mix 1 part brandy, 1 part orange juice, 1 part yellow chartreuse.
|25
|
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|50px]]
|Atomic Bomb
|Mix 10 parts B-52, 1 part uranium.
|50
|Gets you drunk immediately, and maybe high.
|-
![[File:B-52.png|50px]]
|B-52
|Mix 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part cognac, 1 part kahlua.
|35
| Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
|-
![[File:badtouch.gif|50px]]
|Bad Touch
|Mix 2 parts vodka, 2 parts rum, 1 part absinthe, 1 part lemon-lime.
|50
|
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|50px]]
|Bahama Mama
|Mix 1 part ice, 2 parts orange juice, 2 parts rum, 1 part lime juice.
|15
|Add the lime juice last, or you'll end up with Daiquiri!
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.png|50px]]
|Banana Mama (Banana Honk)
|Mix 1 part banana, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar.
|15
|Yes, it's an alcoholic drink with no alcoholic ingredients. Get bananas from the gardener.
|-
![[File:Barefoot.png|50px]]
|Barefoot
|Mix 1 part berry juice, 1 part cream, 1 part vermouth.
|15
|Get berries from the gardener and process them.
|-
![[File:bassline.gif|50px]]
|Bassline
|Mix 2 parts vodka, 2 parts grape juice, 1 part curacao, 1 part lime juice.
|25
|
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|50px]]
|Beepksy Smash
|Mix 1 part iron, 1 parts lime juice, 1 parts whiskey.
|35
|Briefly stuns.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
|Bilk
|Mix 1 part beer, 1 part milk.
|4
|Get milk from the kitchen.
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|50px]]
|Black Russian
|Mix 2 parts vodka, 1 part kahlua.
|20
|
|-
![[File:Tallblackrussian.gif|50px]]
|Black Russian (Tall)
|Mix 1 part Black Russian, 1 part cola.
|25
|
|-
![[File:blindrussian.gif|50px]]
|Blind Russian
|Mix 1 part kahlua, 1 part cream, 1 part Irish Cream.
|40
|Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|50px]]
|Bloody Mary
|Mix 3 parts tomato juice, 2 part vodka, 1 part lime juice.
|20
|Get tomato juice from the booze-o-mat vending machine.
|-
![[File:bluebird.gif|50px]]
|Bluebird
|Mix 3 parts Gin and Tonic, 1 part curacao.
|30
|
|-
![[File:bluelagoon.gif|50px]]
|Blue Lagoon
|Mix 3 parts lemonade, 1 part vodka, 1 part curacao, 1 part ice.
|25
|
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|50px]]
|Booger
|Mix 2 part cream, 1 part banana, 1 part watermelon juice, 1 part rum.
|20
|Get bananas from the garden and process them.
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|50px]]
|Brave Bull
|Mix 2 parts tequila, 1 part kahlua.
|30
|
|-
![[File:carthusiansazerac.gif|50px]]
|Carthusian Sazerac
|Mix 1 part whiskey, 1 part green chartreuse, 1 part grenadine, 1 part absinthe.
|15
|
|-
![[File:caruso.gif|50px]]
|Caruso
|Mix 2 parts martini, 2 part creme de menthe.
|25
|
|-
![[File:cmojito.gif|50px]]
|Champagne Mojito
|Mix 1 part mint syrup, 1 part champagne, 1 part rum.
|15
|Get champagne from the Booze-o-Mat.
|-
![[File:cherrytreefireball.gif|50px]]
|Cherry Tree Fireball
|Mix 3 parts Lemonade, 1 part Fireball, 1 part cherry jelly, 1 part ice.
|15
|Lemonade (1 lemon juice, 1 sugar, 1 water).
|-
![[File:classic.gif|50px]]
|The Classic
|Mix 2 parts champagne, 1 part bitters, 1 part lemon juice.
|20
|Get champagne and bitters from the Booze-o-Mat.
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
|Classic Martini
|Mix 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth.
|25
|
|-
![[File:cobaltvelvet.gif|50px]]
|Cobalt Velvet
|Mix 3 parts champagne, 2 parts curacao, 1 part cola.
|25
|
|-
![[File:corkpopper.gif|50px]]
|Cork Popper
|Mix 1 part whiskey, 1 part champagne, 1 part lemon juice.
|30
|Get champagne from the Booze-o-Mat.
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|50px]]
|Cuba Libre
|Mix 2 parts rum, 1 part cola.
|10
|
|-
![[File:daiquiri.gif|50px]]
|Daiquiri
|Mix 1 part lime juice, 1 part rum.
|15
|
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|50px]]
|Demons Blood
|Mix 3 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Dr. Gibb.
|15
|Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from blood tomatoes. Don't gross out your patrons.
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.png|50px]]
|Devils Kiss
|Mix 1 part blood, 1 part kahlua, 1 part rum.
|15
|Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from blood tomatoes. Don't gross out your patrons.
|-
![[File:deweycocktail.gif|50px]]
|Dewey Cocktail
|Mix 1 part gin, 1 part grenadine, 1 part creme de Yvette.
|25
|
|-
![[File:drdaniels.gif|50px]]
|Dr. Daniels
|Mix 3 parts Diet Dr. Gibb, 1 part whiskey, 1 part honey
|20
|Diet Dr. Gibb (1 Dr. Gibb, 1 water).
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.png|50px]]
|Erika Surprise
|Mix 2 part ale, 1 part whiskey, 1 part banana, 1 part ice, 1 part lime juice.
|15
|Get bananas from the gardener and process them.
|-
![[File:europanail.gif|50px]]
|Europa Nail
|Mix 2 parts Rusty Nail, 2 parts kahlua, 2 parts cream.
|30
|Rusty Nail (1 whiskey, 1 drambuie).
|-
![[File:french75.gif|50px]]
|French 75
|Mix 2 parts champagne, 1 part gin, 1 part lemon juice.
|25
|Get champagne from the Booze-o-Mat.
|-
![[File:fringeweaver.gif|50px]]
|Fringe Weaver
|Mix 2 parts ethanol, 1 part sugar.
|65
|
|-
![[File:gibsonhooch.png|50px]]
|Gibson Hooch
|Mix 1 part whiskey cola, 1 part beer.
|65
|Whiskey Cola (2 Whiskey, 1 Cola)
|-
![[File:gibsonpunch.png|50px]]
|Gibson Punch
|Mix 1 part Screwdriver, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part lime juice.
|40
|Screwdriver (2 Vodka, 1 Orange Juice). Get lemons from the gardener and process them.
Note: Makes 5 units of cocktail with 3 units of input - more than the sum of its parts!
|-
![[File:Gimlet.gif|50px]]
|Gimlet
|Mix 1 part gin, 1 part lime juice, 1 part grenadine.
|20
|
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|50px]]
|Gin and Tonic
|Mix 2 parts gin, 1 part tonic.
|12
|
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|50px]]
|Gin Fizz
|Mix 1 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice.
|20
|
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|50px]]
|Goldschlager
|Mix 10 parts vodka, 1 part gold.
|50
|Grind up gold from Mining. This drink can also be ordered in a party crate from Cargo.
|-
![[File:Grog.png|50px]]
|Grog
|Mix 1 part rum, 1 part water.
|10
|
|-
![[File:HippiesDelight.png|50px]]
|Hippies Delight
|Mix 1 part psilocybin, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.
|15
|Gets you high. Psilocybin comes from several types of mushroom that grow in the garden.
|-
![[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
|Hooch
|Mix 1 parts moonshine, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part sugar.
|65
|Causes alcohol poisoning faster than other drinks. Ethanol from the chemistry dispensers or made in the kitchen. Get welding fuel from fuel tanks.
|-
![[File:icepick.gif|50px]]
|Ice Pick
|Mix 1 part iced tea, 1 part vodka.
|10
|
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.png|50px]]
|Iced Beer
|Mix 5 parts beer, 1 part ice OR 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil.
|5
|Lowers body temperature.
|-
![[File:Irish Car Bomb.png|50px]]
|Irish Car Bomb
|Mix 1 part ale, 1 part Irish Cream.
|50
|Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|50px]]
|Irish Cream
|Mix 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream.
|25
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|50px]]
|Cinnamon Apple Whiskey
|Mix 3 parts hot cider, 1 part fireball whiskey.
|20
|-
![[File:johncollins.gif|50px]]
|John Collins
|Mix 2 parts Whiskey Soda, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part grenadine, 1 part ice.
|25
|Whiskey Soda (2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water)
|-
![[File:junglejuice.gif|50px]]
|Jungle Juice
|Mix 1 part lemon juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part lemon-lime, 1 part vodka, 1 part rum.
|35
|
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|50px]]
|Long Island Iced Tea
|Mix 3 part Cuba Libre, 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part tequila.
|40
|Cuba Libre (1 cola, 2 rum)
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|50px]]
|Manhattan
|Mix 2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth.
|30
|
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|50px]]
|Manhattan Project
|Mix 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part uranium.
|30
|Manhattan (2 whiskey, 1 vermouth). Gets you high.
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|50px]]
|Margarita
|Mix 2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice.
|30
|
|-
![[File:Marsarita.gif|50px]]
|Marsarita
|Mix 4 parts Margarita, 1 part curacao, 1 part hot sauce.
|30
|Margarita (2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice)
|-
![[File:midnightkiss.gif|50px]]
|Midnight Kiss
|Mix 3 parts champagne, 1 part vodka, 1 part curacao.
|25
|
|-
![[File:metropolitan.gif|50px]]
|Metropolitan
|Mix 1 part brandy, 1 part vermouth, 1 part grenadine.
|27
|
|-
![[File:mintjulep.gif|50px]]
|Mint Julep
|Mix 1 parts water, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice.
|25
|Really not just watery whiskey, we promise.
|-
![[File:muscmule.gif|50px]]
|Muscovite Mule
|Mix 1 parts vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part mint syrup.
|40
|Get mint syrup from the Booze-o-Mat.
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.png|50px]]
|Neurotoxin
|Mix 1 part gargle blaster, 1 part soporific.
|50
|Weakens you, causing you to fall over for a while. Soporific is available from Medical.
|-
![[File:oldfashioned.gif|50px]]
|Old Fashioned
|Mix 3 parts Whiskey Soda, 1 part bitters, 1 part sugar.
|30
|Whiskey Soda (2 whiskey, 1 soda water).
|-
![[File:olympusmons.gif|50px]]
|Olympus Mons
|Mix 1 part Black Russian, 1 part whiskey, 1 part rum.
|30
|Black Russian (2 vodka, 1 kahlua).
|-
![[File:omimosa.gif|50px]]
|Orange Mimosa
|Mix 1 part orange juice, 1 part champagne.
|15
|
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|50px]]
|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|Mix 2 parts vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice.
|50
|
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|50px]]
|Patron
|Mix 10 parts tequila, 1 part silver.
|20
|Can be found in party crates ordered from Cargo. Grind up silver from Mining.
|-
![[File:pinkgintonic.gif|50px]]
|Pink Gin
|Mix 2 parts gin, 1 part bitters.
|25
|Get bitters from the Booze-o-Mat.
|-
![[File:pinkgintonic.gif|50px]]
|Pink Gin and Tonic
|Mix 2 parts pink gin, 1 part tonic.
|25
|
|-
![[File:piratepunch.gif|50px]]
|Pirate's Punch
|Mix 1 part rum, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part mint syrup, 1 part grenadine, 1 part bitters.
|25
|Get grenadine, mint syrup and bitters from the Booze-o-Mat.
|-
![[File:planterpunch.gif|50px]]
|Planter's Punch
|Mix 2 parts rum, 1 part orange juice, 1 part grenadine.
|25
|Get grenadine from the Booze-o-Mat.
|-
![[File:pousseecafe.gif|50px]]
|Pousse-Cafe
|Mix 1 part brandy, 1 part green chartreuse, 1 part yellow chartreuse, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part grenadine.
|15
|
|-
![[File:RedMead.png|50px]]
|Red Mead
|Mix 1 part blood, 1 part mead.
|21
|Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from blood tomatoes. Don't gross out your patrons.
|-
![[File:rustynail.gif|50px]]
|Rusty Nail
|Mix 1 part whiskey, 1 part drambuie.
|25
|
|-
![[File:Messa_mead_bottle.png|50px]]
|Messas Mead
|Mix 1 part honey, 1 part earthenroot juice.
|25
|A sweet alcoholic adhomian drink. Produced with Messa's tears and earthen-root.
|-
![[File:Mountainmarauder.png|50px]]
|Mountain Marauder
|Mix 1 part fatshouter milk, 1 part victory gin.
|15
|An adhomian beverage made from fermented fatshouters milk and victory gin.
|-
![[File:Winter_offensive.png|50px]]
|Winter Offensive
|Mix 1 part ice, 1 part victory gin.
|15
|An alcoholic tajaran cocktail, named after the famous military campaign.
|-
![[File:rustynail.gif|50px]]
|Rusty Nail
|Mix 1 part whiskey, 1 part drambuie.
|25
|
|-
![[File:sangria.gif|50px]]
|Sangria
|Mix 3 parts wine, 1 part orange juice, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part brandy.
|30
|
|-
![[File:Sbiten.png|50px]]
|Sbiten
|Mix 1 part capsaicin, 10 parts mead.
|40
|Raises body temperature. Capsaicin is processed from chili peppers from the garden.
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|50px]]
|Screwdriver
|Mix 2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice.
|15
|
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|50px]]
|Singulo
|Mix 5 part vodka, 1 part radium, 5 parts wine.
|50
|Get Radium from Chemistry.
|-
![[File:cbsc.png|50px]]
|Complex Bluespace Calculation
|Mix 4 part wine, 3 part soda water, 2  part vodka, 1 part radium
|25
|Get Radium from Chemistry. Overconsumption causes jittering. A word of warning: Improperly mixing your Complex Bluespace Calculation can result in a Singulo!
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.png|50px]]
|Snow White
|Mix 1 part beer, 1 part lemon lime.
|7
|
|-
![[File:ssroyale.gif|50px]]
|Southside Royale
|Mix 1 part mint syrup, 1 part gin, 1 part lime juice, 1 part champagne.
|20
|Get champagne from the Booze-o-Mat.
|-
![[File:starsandstripes.gif|50px]]
|Stars and Stripes
|Mix 1 part cream, 1 part grenadine, 1 part creme de Yvette.
|10
|
|-
![[File:sugarrush.gif|50px]]
|Sugar Rush
|Mix 4 parts Star-Kist (Brown Star), 1 part grenadine, 1 part vodka.
|15
|
|-
![[File:suidream.png|50px]]
|Sui Dream
|Mix 1 parts Space-Up, 1 parts blue curacao, 1 part melon liquor.
|5
|Curacao and melon liquor are in the booze-o-mat vending machine.
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|50px]]
|Tequila Sunrise
|Mix 2 parts tequila, 1 part orange juice.
|15
|
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|50px]]
|The Manly Dorf
|Mix 1 part beer, 2 parts ale.
|45
|
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|50px]]
|Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|Mix 10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part uranium.
|60
|Also gets you high. Grind up uranium from Mining.
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|50px]]
|Toxins Special
|Mix 2 parts phoron, 2 parts rum, 2 part vermouth.
|40
|Raises body temperature. Grind up phoron from Mining or process k'ois spores, but be careful not to spill it!
|-
![[file:VodkaTonic.png|50px]]
|Vodka and Tonic
|Mix 2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic.
|35
|
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
|Vodka Martini
|Mix 2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth.
|32
|Necessarily shaken, not stirred.
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|50px]]
|Whiskey Cola
|Mix 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cola.
|15
|
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|50px]]
|Whiskey Soda
|Mix 2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water.
|15
|
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|50px]]
|White Russian
|Mix 2 parts Black Russian, 1 parts cream.
|30
|Black Russian (2 Vodka, 1 Kaluha)
|-
|[[File:DriestMartiniglass.png|50px]]
|Driest Martini
|Mix 1 unit gin, 1 unit nothing
|20
|
|-
|[[File:Silencerglass.png|50px]]
|Silencer
|Mix 1 part cream, 1 part sugar, 1 part nothing
|50
|
|-
![[File:Thirdincident.png|50px]]
|Third Incident
|Mix 10 part curacao, 10 part grape juice, 3u of egg yolk
|10
|
|}
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Next, it's time to search for fibers and prints. You lift both of these from evidence using the Fiber Collection Kit and Fingerprint Powder respectively, and analyze them by putting them in your Electron Microscope. If you're lucky, the culprit might've handled valuable evidence (such as the murder weapon) without gloves, but if not you might always have a few fibers to go off on. Remember that for fibers, you need to transfer them to a microscope slide before before you can put them under your microscope (thankfully, each slide is reusable).


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At this point, you more often than not have enough evidence to get security to bring it at least one major suspect, if not arrest them outright. Make sure to communicate your findings over the security radio, so sec can be on the lookout for suspects and send them over for the [[Detective]] to interrogate.
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===Poured Drinks===
== Performing Autopsies ==
To create some of these drinks, you can mix ground produce with the universal enzyme found in the kitchen. Note that the enzyme is a catalyst, which means it doesn't get used up in the reaction - separate it from your end product unless you want your patrons drinking it!
After medical has processed and relocated the body, it should be found on the autopsy table in the Morgue. If it's not, don't worry - it might just have already been placed in one of the morgue trays. If the body's not in the morgue at all, go beat on the nurses' heads until they get it to you.


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To perform an autopsy, you're going to need a [[file:Scalpel.png]] scalpel, [[file:Autopsy_scanner.png]] autopsy scanner, [[file:Sterilemask.png]] a mask, and a [[file:LGloves.png]] pair of gloves. Make sure to put on the mask and gloves before you begin, to avoid contaminating the body or catching any viral pathogens it might still be carrying.


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Then, use a health analyser to find out damage areas on the victim, and use the scalpel on every affected zone once (two cuts for the chest might be necessary). Make sure to scan every zone with the autopsy scanner, and get a printout when you're done. Voila, you have a list of every injury on the body, complete with precise time and responsible weapon. Make sure to communicate your findings with security over the security radio.
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Picture
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Drink
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Strength
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Absinthe.png|50px]]
|Absinthe
|75
|Bottles are labeled "Jailbreaker Verte." Causes alcohol effects faster than most drinks.
|-
![[File:Aleglass.png|50px]]
|Ale
|6
|Bottles are labeled "Magm-Ale."
|-
![[File:beerglass.png|50px]]
|Beer
|5
|Also available in the bar's back room or from the beer keg. Mix 10 parts corn oil and 5 parts universal enzyme (catalyst). Reduces jittering by 3 points per unit.
|-
![[File:boukhaglass.gif|50px]]
|Boukha
|40
|Bottles are labeled "Boukha Boboksa Classic."
|-
![[File:champagneglass.gif|50px]]
|Champagne
|15
|Bottles are labeled "Tailfeather's Bubbliest champagne."
|-
![[File:curaco.png|50px]]
|Blue Curacao
|25
|Bottles are labeled "Miss Blue Curacao." Mix 10 parts orange juice and 5 parts universal enzyme (catalyst).
|-
![[File:cognac.png|50px]]
|Cognac
|40
|Bottles are labeled "Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac."
|-
![[File:glass_clear.png|50px]]
|Ethanol
|75
|Comes from chemical dispenser.
|-
![[File:fireballglass.gif|50px]]
|Fireball
|35
|Bottles are labeled "Uncle Git's Cinnamon Fireball."
|-
![[File:ginglass.png|50px]]
|Gin
|20
|Bottles are labeled "Griffeater Gin."
|-
![[File:meadglass.png|50px]]
|Mead
|25
|Mix 1 part sugar, 1 part water, and 5 parts universal enzyme (catalyst).
|-
![[File:melonliquorglass.png|50px]]
|Melon Liquor
|23
|Bottles are labeled "Emeraldine Melon Liquor." Mix 10 parts watermelon juice, and 5 parts universal enzyme (catalyst).
|-
![[File:glass_clear.png|50px]]
|Moonshine
|65
| Mix 10 parts nutriment and 5 parts universal enzyme (catalyst).
|-
![[File:pwineglass.png|50px]]
|Poison Wine
|15
|Made from poison berries. Mix 10 parts poison berry juice and 5 parts universal enzyme (catalyst). As the name implies, this wine is not safe and will poison people who drink it.
|-
![[File:rumglass.png|50px]]
|Rum
|40
|Bottles are labeled "Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum." Dispenser labels it "Deadrum." Causes dizziness.
|-
![[File:sakeglass.png|50px]]
|Sake
|20
|Mix 10 units of rice and 5 universal enzyme (catalyst).
|-
![[File:tequilaglass.png|50px]]
|Tequila
|40
|Bottles are labeled "Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequilla."
|-
![[File:thirteenloko.png|50px]]
|Thirteen Loko
|10
|Comes from [[Hacking#Vending Machines|hacked soda vending machines]].Reduces drowsiness, lowers body temperature to normal, and causes jittering.
|-
![[File:vermouthglass.png|50px]]
|Vermouth
|17
|Bottles are labeled "Goldeneye Vermouth."
|-
![[File:vodkaglass.png|50px]]
|Vodka
|50
|Bottles are labeled "Tunguska Triple Distilled." Mix 10 parts potato juice and 5 parts universal enzyme (catalyst). Cures 1 point of radiation per unit.
|-
![[File:whiskeyglass.png|50px]]
|Whiskey
|40
|Bottles are labeled "Uncle Git's Special Reserve."
|-
![[File:wineglass.gif|50px]]
|Wine
|15
|Bottles are labeled "Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine." Mix 10 parts grape juice and 5 parts universal enzyme (catalyst).
|-
![[File:bittersglass.png|50px]]
|Bitters
|40
|Get from the Booze-O-Mat. Called "Angstra Aromatic Bitters"
|-
![[File:victoryginglass.png|50px]]
|Victory Gin
|18
|Get from the Booze-O-Mat
|-
![[File:whiskeyglass.png|50px]]
|Special Whiskey
|45
|
|-
![[File:greenchartreuseglass.png|50px]]
|Green Chartreuse
|40
|Get from the Booze-O-Mat
|-
![[File:yellowchartreuseglass.png|50px]]
|Yellow Chartreuse
|40
|Get from the Booze-O-Mat
|-
![[File:whitecremeglass.png|50px]]
|White Creme de Menthe
|20
|Get from the Booze-O-Mat
|-
![[File:cremedeyvetteglass.png|50px]]
|Creme de Yvette
|20
|Get from the Booze-O-Mat
|-
![[File:brandyglass.png|50px]]
|Brandy
|40
|Get from the Booze-O-Mat
|-
![[File:guinnessglass.png|50px]]
|Guinness
|8
|Get from the Booze-O-Mat
|-
![[File:drambuieglass.png|50px]]
|Drambuie
|40
|Get from the Booze-O-Mat
|-
![[File:whitwineglass.png|50px]]
|White Wine
|15
|Get from the Booze-O-Mat. Called "Doublebeard Bearded White Wine"
|-
|}
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Lastly, one additional thing you can do if you can't find any evidence pointing to a cause of death on the body is to perform a reagents test. To do this, grab a syringe, get a blood sample from the body, and put it through the [[file:MS.png]] mass-spectrometer found in the morgue. The mass-spectrometer should give you an accurate reading of any chemicals that were present in the victim's body at the time of death. (Note: this can also be used on living victims if you believe they've been drugged.)
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===Xeno-based Drinks===
==Traitoring==
Alcohol is toxic for some Species. Instead, they get drunk by butanol or toothpaste, which has little to no effect on other species.
You are capable of fabricating and falsifying evidence. Furthermore, you have prime access to the station's morgue, which can be very useful for disposing of, or obtaining corpses, and generally people will be less suspicious of you if you carry around weapons or dangerous chemicals. As a whole, be creative! Frame others for your own crimes! Induce the station in utter confusion!
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{| class="sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Picture
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Drink
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|How to Get It
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Strength
|-
|
|Pure Butanol
|Mix 10 units corn oil, 10 units sugar and 5 units enzyme.
|100
|-
|[[File:xuiziglass.gif|50px]]
|Xuizi Juice
|Get it in your Booze-o-Mat.
|5
|-
|[[File:sarezhiglass.gif|50px]]
|Sarezhi Wine
|Order from Cargo, or get it in your Booze-o-Mat.
|20
|-
|[[File:Crocodile Guwan.png|50px]]
|Crocodile Guwan
|Mix 5 parts sarezhi wine, 1 part toxin.
|50
|-
|[[File:Cactusmargerita.png|50px]]
|Moghes Margarita
|Mix 2 parts xuizi juice, 3 parts lime.
|30
|-
|[[File:Cactuscreme.png|50px]]
|Cactus Creme
|Mix 2 parts berry juice, 1 part cream, 2 parts xuizi juice.
|15
|-
|[[File:BahamaLizard.png|50px]]
|Bahama Lizard
|Mix 2 parts xuizi juice, 2 parts lemon juice, 1 part cream, 1 part ice.
|15
|-
|[[File:Lizardphlegm.png|50px]]
|Lizard Phlegm
|Mix 2 parts cream, 1 part banana, 1 part xuizi juice, 1 part watermelon juice.
|20
|-
|[[File:icepick.gif|50px]]
|Cactus Tea
|Mix 1 part ice tea, 1 part xuizi juice.
|10
|-
|[[File:Moghespolitan.png|50px]]
|Moghespolitan
|Mix 2 parts sarezhi wine, 1 part xuizi juice, 5 parts grenadine.
|27
|-
|[[File:Moghessheat.png|50px]]
|Wasteland Heat
|Add 3 units of capsaicin to 10 units of xuizi juice. Results in 10 units.
|40
|-
|[[File:Contactwine.png|50px]]
|Contact Wine
|Ruin 5 parts xuizi juice and 5 parts sarezhi wine with 1 part radium.
|50
|-
|[[File:Sangria.gif|50px]]
|Sandgria
|Flavor 3 parts sarezhi wine with 1 part orange juice, 1 part lemon juice, and 1 part xuizi juice.
|30
|-
|[[File:WhiskeyCola.png|50px]]
|Cactus Cola
|Mix 2 parts xuizi juice with 2 parts cola. Finish off with 1 part ice.
|15
|-
|[[File:Screwdriver.png|50px]]
|Sandpit
|Mix 2 parts xuizi juice and 2 parts orange juice.
|15
|-
|[[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|50px]]
|Heretics Blood
|Mix 3 parts xuizi juice with 1 part Mountain Wind, 1 part blood and 1 part Dr. Gibb.
|15
|-
|[[File:Bloodwine.png|50px]]
|Bloodwine
|Mix 3 parts sarezhi wine and 2 parts blood.
|21
|-
|[[File:Kois_odyne.png|50px]]
|Kois Odyne
|Mix 1 parts tonic, koispaste, toothpaste.
|60
|-
|[[File:Sedantian_Firestorm.png|50px]]
|Sedantian Firestorm
|Mix 1 parts phoron, toothpaste.
|80
|-
|[[File:Waterfresh.png|50px]]
|Waterfresh
|Mix 1 parts tonic, soda water, toothpaste.
|40
|-
|[[File:teathpasteglass.png|50px]]
|Teathpaste
|Desecrate 2 parts tea with 1 part toothpaste.
|20
|-
|[[File:trizkizkiglass.png|50px]]
|Trizkizki Tea
|Mix 1 part green tea, 1 part sarezhi wine, 1 part grenadine.
|5
|-
|[[File:Cold_gate.png|50px]]
|Coldgate
|Mix 1 part mint syrup, ice, toothpaste.
|25
|-
|[[File:zora_drone.png|50px]]
|Drone Fuel
|Get it from a Zo'ra Soda vendor.
|N/A
|-
|}
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===Non-Alcoholic Drinks===
 
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{| class="sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Picture
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Cocktail
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|How to Get It
|-
![[File:bananajuice.png|50px]]
|Banana Juice
|Process a banana.
|-
|[[File:Berryglass.gif|50px]]
|Berry Juice
|Process berries.
|-
![[File:Brownstar.png|37px]]
|Brown Star
|Mix 2 parts orange juice, 1 part cola.
Cold Drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:carrotjuice.png|50px]]
|Carrot Juice
|Process a carrot.
|-
![[File:glass_white.png|50px]]
|Cream
|Drinks dispenser.
|-
![[File:Dr_gibb.png|50px]]
|Dr. Gibb
|Drinks dispenser; cold drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:Rootbeer couple.png|37px]]
|R&D Root Beer
|Drinks dispenser; cold drinks vending machine.
|-
|[[File:grapejuice.png|50px]]
|Grape Juice
|Process grapes or green grapes; cold drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:grapesoda.png|50px]]
|Grape Soda
|Mix 2 parts grape juice, 1 part cola.
|-
![[File:Grenadineglass.png|50px]]
|Grenadine Syrup
|Mix 10 parts berry juice, 5 parts universal enzyme (catalyst).
|-
![[File:Hotcocoglass.png|50px]]
|Hot Chocolate
|Mix 5 parts water, 1 part coco powder; hot drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:iceglass.png|50px]]
|Ice
|Drinks dispenser; hacked hot drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|50px]]
|Iced Tea
|Mix 1 part ice, 2 parts tea; cold drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:bureacratea.png|50px]]
|Bureacratea
|Mix 1 part tea, 1 part expresso.
|-
![[File:Greenteavend.png|50px]]
|Green Tea
|Get from the hot drinks vendor or Coffee Master 3000
|-
![[File:Chaivend.png|50px]]
|Chai Tea
|Get from the hot drinks vendor or Coffee Master 3000
|-
![[File:chailatte.png|50px]]
|Chai Latte
|Mix 1 part chai tea, 1 part milk or soy milk.
|-
![[File:cocochaiteaglass.png|50px]]
|Chocolate Chai
|Mix 2 parts chai tea, 1 part coco.
|-
![[File:Coco chailatte.png|50px]]
|Chocolate Chai Latte
|Mix 1 part chocolate chai tea, 1 part milk or soy milk.
|-
![[File:coffteacup.png|50px]]
|Cofftea
|Mix 1 part tea, 1 part coffee
|-
![[File:deserttea.png|50px]]
|Desert Blossom Tea
|Mix 2 parts green tea, 1 part xuizi juice, 1 part sugar.
|-
![[File:halfandhalf.png|50px]]
|Half and Half
|Mix 1 part iced tea, 1 part lemonade.
|-
![[File:hereticteashort.gif|50px]]
|Heretic's Tea
|Mix 3 parts iced tea, 1 part blood, 1 part space mountain wind, 1 part dr gibb.
|-
![[File:bigtea.png|50px]]
|Martian Tea
|Ruin tea or green tea with a pepper mill. One shake per four units.
|-
![[File:mendelltea.png|50px]]
|Mendell Afternoon Tea
|Mix 4 parts green tea, 1 part mint syrup, 1 part lemon juice.
|-
![[File:berrytea.png|50px]]
|Mixed Berry Tea
|Mix 2 parts tea or green tea, 1 part berry juice.
|-
![[File:pomegranateteaglass.png|50px]]
|Pomegranate Iced Tea
|Mix 1 part iced tea, 1 part grenadine.
|-
![[File:bigtea.png|50px]]
|Potatea
|Mix 2 parts tea, 1 part potato juice.
|-
![[File:securitea.gif|50px]]
|Securitea
|Mix 2 parts tea, 1 part crayon dust (any color).
|-
![[File:sleepytea.gif|50px]]
|Sleepytime Tea
|Mix 5 parts tea, 1 part soporific.
|-
![[File:hakhmaglass.png|50px]]
|Spiced Hakhma Tea
|Mix 2 parts tea, 2 parts hakhma milk, 1 part space spices.
|-
![[File:icetea.png|50px]]
|Sweet Tea
|Mix 1 part iced tea, 1 part sugar.
|-
![[File:bigtea.png|50px]]
|Tomatea
|Mix 2 parts tea, 1 part tomato juice.
|-
![[File:junglejuice.gif|50px]]
|Tropical Iced Tea
|Mix 3 parts iced tea, 1 part lime juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part watermelon juice.
|-
![[File:bureacratea.png|50px]]
|Librarian Special
|Mix 1 part tea, 1 part Nothing.
|-
![[File:Kirateaglass.gif|50px]]
|Kira Tea
|Mix 1 part iced tea, 1 part kira special.
|-
![[File:Kiraspecial.gif|50px]]
|Kira Special
|Mix 1 part orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water.
|-
|[[File:CafeLatte.png|50px]]
|Apple Cider (hot)
|Get from the hot drinks vendor or Coffee Master 3000.
|-
|[[File:meadglass.png|50px]]
|Apple Cider (cold)
|Mix 2 parts apple cider, 1 part ice.
|-
|[[File:meadglass.png|50px]]
|Apple Cider Juice
|Mix 2 parts apple juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part space spices.
|-
|[[File:lemonglass.gif|50px]]
|Lemon Juice
|Process a lemon.
|-
![[File:lemonlime.png|50px]]
|Lemon Lime
|Drinks dispenser.
|-
![[File:Lemonade.png|50px]]
|Lemonade
|Mix 1 part Lemon juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part water.
|-
|[[File:limejuice.png|50px]]
|Lime Juice
|Drinks dispenser; process a lime. Heals 0.5 toxin damage per unit.
|-
![[File:meloncooler.gif|50px]]
|Melon Cooler
|2 parts watermelon juice, 2 parts soda water, 1 part mint syrup, 1 part ice.
|-
![[File:Cigarettelizard.png|50px]]
|Cigarette Lizard
|2 parts lime juice, 2 parts soda water, 1 part mint syrup, 1 part ice.
|-
![[File:glass_white.png|50px]]
|Milk
|From the biogenerator, or from a cow that has been fed wheat. Heals 0.5 trauma damage per unit, and removes 5 units of capsaicin from your body per unit.
|-
![[File:milkshake.png|50px]]
|Milkshake
|Mix 1 part cream, 2 parts ice, 2 parts milk.
|-
![[File:Meatshake.png|50px]]
|Meatshake
|1 part cream, 1 part animal protein, 1 part water.
|-
![[File:millionairesour.gif|50px]]
|Millionaire Sour
|3 parts Spacemountain Wind, 1 parts grenadine, 1 part lime juice.
|-
![[File:space_mountain_wind.png|50px]]
|Mountain Wind
|Drinks Dispenser; cold drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|50px]]
|Nuka Cola
|1 part uranium, 5 parts space cola. Gets you high, jittery, dizzy, and makes you ignore speed penalties.
|-
|[[File:orangeglass.gif|50px]]
|Orange Juice
|Drinks dispenser; process an orange. Heals 2 suffocation damage per unit.
|-
![[File:poisonberryjuice.png|50px]]
|Poison Berry Juice
|Process a poison berry.
|-
|[[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
|Potato juice
|Process a potato.
|-
![[File:shirleytemple.gif|50px]]
|Shirley Temple
|4 parts Space Up, 2 parts grenadine.
|-
![[File:glass_clear.png|50px]]
|Soda Water
|Drinks dispenser.
|-
![[File:space_cola.png|50px]]
|Space Cola
|Drinks dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:space_up.png|50px]]
|Space-Up
|Drinks dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:glass_white.png|50px]]
|Soy Milk
|Process a soybean.
|-
![[File:teacup.png|50px]]
|Tea
|From drinks dispenser or hot drinks vending machine.
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|50px]]
|The Doctor's Delight
|Mix 2 parts cream, 1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part tricordrazine. Heals 4 suffocation damage, 2 trauma damage, 2 burn damage, 2 toxin damage, 15 dizziness and 5 confusion, per unit.
|-
![[File:tomatojuice.png|50px]]
|Tomato Juice
|Process a tomato; Booze vendor. Heals 0.5 burn damage per unit.
|-
![[File:glass_clear.png|50px]]
|Tonic water
|Drinks dispenser.
|-
![[File:Upsidedowncup.png|50px]]
|Upside-Down Cup
|Mix 3 parts Dr. Gibb, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part ice
|-
![[File:waterglass.png|50px]]
|Water
|Drinks dispenser; cold drinks vending machine, sinks, and water tanks.
|-
![[File:tomatojuice.png|50px]]
|Watermelon Juice
| Drinks dispenser; process a watermelon slice.
|-
![[File:Portsvilleminttea.png|50px]]
|Portsville Mint Tea
|Mix 3 parts ice tea, 1 part berry juice, 1 part mint syrup, 1 part sugar
|-
![[File:mint_syrupglass.png|50px]]
|Mint Syrup
|Get from the Booze-O-Mat. Called "Wintergreen Mint Syrup"
|-
![[File:Cooling_breeze.png|50px]]
|Cooling Breeze
|Cold drinks vending machine. Heals a mild amount of toxin damage.
|-
![[File:Dyn_juice.png|50px]]
|Dyn Juice
|Get it by juicing a dyn leaf or from your Booze-o-Mat. Heals a mild amount of toxin damage.
|-
![[File:Dyn_tea.png|50px]]
|Dyn Tea
|Mix 1 part dyn juice and 4 parts water. Heals a mild amount of toxin damage.
|-
![[File:Dyn_iced_tea.png|50px]]
|Dyn Iced Tea
|Mix 1 part dyn juice, 2 parts ice and 2 parts sodawater. Heals a mild amount of toxin damage.
|-
![[File:algaeSurprise.png|50px]]
|Pl'iuop Algae Surprise
|Mix 2 virus food, 1 banana.
|-
![[File:rixulinSundae.png|50px]]
|Rixulin Sundae
|Mix 2 virus food, 1 wulumunusha, 1 white wine.
|-
![[File:xrim.png|50px]]
|Xrim Garden
|Mix 2 virus food, 1 watermelon juice, 1 orange juice, 1 lime juice, 1 C'thur rockin' raspberry (Zo'ra vendor).
|-
![[File:Thewake.png|50px]]
|The Wake
|Mix 1 part tea, 1 part orange juice, 1 part dyn juice.
|-!
![[File:zora_cherry.png|50px]]
|Zo'ra Soda Cherry
|Get it from a Zo'ra Soda vendor.
|-
![[File:zora_phoron.png|50px]]
|Zo'ra Soda Phoron Passion
|Get it from a Zo'ra Soda vendor.
|-
![[File:zora_kois.png|50px]]
|Zo'ra Soda K'ois Twist
|Get it from a Zo'ra Soda vendor.
|-
![[File:zora_hozm.png|50px]]
|Zo'ra Soda High Octane Zorane Migh
|Get it from a Zo'ra Soda vendor.
|-
![[File:zora_venom.png|50px]]
|Zo'ra Soda Sour Venom Grass
|Get it from a Zo'ra Soda vendor.
|-
![[File:zora_klax.png|50px]]
|Klaxan Energy Crush
|Get it from a Zo'ra Soda vendor.
|-
![[File:zora_cthur.png|50px]]
|C'thur Rockin' Raspberry
|Get it from a Zo'ra Soda vendor.
|-
![[File:zora_jelly.png|50px]]
|Royal Jelly
|Get it from a Zo'ra Soda vendor.
|-
![[File:Adhomaimilk.png|50px]]
|Fermented Fatshouters Milk
|Get it from the custom loadout or from a field ration.
|-
|}
 
</div></div>
 
 
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===Coffee Drinks===
 
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{| class="sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Picture
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Beverage
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|How to Mix It
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Alcoholic
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Strength
|-
![[File:hot_coffee.png|50px]]
|Coffee
|Dispense from drinks dispenser, Vending Machine. Removes 10 units of frost oil from your body per unit.
| N
| N/A
|-
![[File:CafeLatte.png|50px]]
|Cafe Latte
|Mix 1 part coffee, 1 part milk.
| N
| N/A
|-
![[File:CafeLatte.png|50px]]
|Frappe Coffee
|Mix 2 parts coffee, 1 part ice.
| N
| N/A
|-
![[File:hot_coffee.png|50px]]
|Espresso
|Dispense from Coffee Master 3000
| N
| N/A
|-
![[File:hot_coffee.png|50px]]
|Freddo Espresso
|Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part ice.
| N
| N/A
|-
![[File:hot_coffee.png|50px]]
|Caffe Americano
|Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part water.
| N
| N/A
|-
![[File:CafeLatte.png|50px]]
|Flat White Espresso
|Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part milk.
| N
| N/A
|-
![[File:CafeLatte.png|50px]]
|Latte
|Mix 1 part flat white, 1 part milk.
| N
| N/A
|-
![[File:hot_coffee.png|50px]]
|Cappuccino
|Mix 1 part espresso, 1 part cream.
| N
| N/A
|-
![[File:hot_coffee.png|50px]]
|Freddo Cappuccino
|Mix 1 part cappuccino, 1 part ice.
| N
| N/A
|-
![[File:hot_coffee.png|50px]]
|Macchiato
|Mix 1 part cappuccino, 1 part espresso.
| N
| N/A
|-
![[File:CafeLatte.png|50px]]
|Mocacchino
|Mix 1 part flat white, 1 part coco.
| N
| N/A
|-
![[File:Sromshine.png|50px]]
|Sromshine
|Mix 2 parts coffee, 1 part orange juice.
|N
|N/A
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|50px]]
|Irish Coffee
|Mix 1 parts coffee, 1 part Irish Cream.
| Y
| 50
|-
![[File:CafeLatte.png|50px]]
|Soy Latte
|Mix 1 part coffee, 1 part soymilk.
| N
| N/A
|-
![[File:Rewriter.png|50px]]
|Rewriter
|1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Coffee. Causes jittering.
| N
| N/A
|-
![[File:Kahluaglass.gif|50px]]
|Kahlua
|Bottles are labeled "Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur." Mix 5 parts coffee, 5 parts sugar, and 5 universal enzyme (catalyst).
Reduces dizziness, drowsiness, sleep, and lowers your body temperature down to normal. Causes jittering.
| Y
| 20
|-
![[File:hot_coffee.png|50px]]
|Martian Special
|Pepper coffee by clicking your mug with a pepper mill, one peppering per 4 units of coffee.
| N
| N/A
|}
 
</div></div>
 
==Food Recipes==
* Liquids, condiments, ground fruits and vegetables, and eggs that have been cracked into a container are all measured in reagent units rather than their own items. They can be poured directly into the microwave (whole eggs can be added directly to the microwave and are considered a separate ingredient, so be careful!)
 
* Sliceable foods can be divided into smaller portions by slicing them with a sharp object. Their reagents are divided equally into the slices. The slices noted here are the maximum number of slices, which you can get by using a precise cutting tool like a kitchen knife, cleaver, or scalpel; crude cutting tools, like axes, shovels, and saws will result in fewer slices.
 
* Condiments and reagents can be added to food, possibly increasing their nutrition value or adding some [[traitor|fun]] extras. A chef can create condiments by grinding up things that contain them and isolating them in the CondiMaster in the back room. Condiments let you put ketchup on your fries, salt in your soup, dylovene on your fish fingers, or psilocybin on your ghost burger--the possibilities are endless. Foods hold a maximum of fifty units of reagents.
 
* Some poisonous foods can be prepared safely if Dylovene is added to the finished product, or if the poisonous reagent is neutralized somehow. Experienced chefs only!
 
* Poisonous reagents are marked in <span style="color:red">red text</span>. Reagents which have other, non-deadly effects--like intoxication, sleepiness, or the effects of hot or cold sauce--are marked in <span style="color:blue">blue text</span>.
 
* Traitor chefs can make some sneaky substitutions:
** Poisonous apples can be used in all apple dishes, and the final dish will be poisoned. Unlike poisonous mushrooms, cyanide apples can easily kill.
** Slime jelly can be substituted for cherry jelly, and will poison the resulting food.
** Anything made with meat can be made with human meat. (It's still necessary to emag the gibber before butchering one's murder victims.)
 
 
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===Mixed Recipes.===
<br>
Recipes for the new appliances. The microwave got removed, so try to produce them with a bowl or pan instead. Will update those asap.
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{| class="sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"
! style='background-color:Red;'|
! style='background-color:Red;'|Result
! style='background-color:Red;'|Recipe
! style='background-color:Red;'|Reagents & Notes
 
|-
|[[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
|'''Banana Split
| Mix 1 ice cream cone, 1 banana, 5u milk, 5u salt in a bowl or plate.
| A dessert made with icecream and a banana.
5 nutrient, 3 banana, 2 ice cream
|-
|[[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
|'''Fried Egg
| Microwave 1 egg, 1 unit of salt, 1 unit of pepper.
| 3 animal protein, 3 egg yolk, 1 salt, 1 pepper
|-
|[[File:Poachedegg.gif|50px]]
|'''Poached Egg
| Fry 1 egg, 1 unit salt, 1 unit pepper, 1 unit space spice, 5 units water in a skillet or pan.
| 3 egg yolk, 1 nutriment, 1 pepper
|-
|[[File:egg.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Egg
| Microwave 1 egg, 5 units water.
| 2 animal protein, 3 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:plain Burger.png|50px]]
|'''Burger
| Mix 1 meat, 1 Bun in a plate or bowl.
| 3 nutriment, 13 animal protein
|-
|[[File:plain Burger.png|50px]]
|'''Burger
| Combine 1 Cutlet/Meatball with 1 Bun  in a plate or bowl.
| 3 nutriment, 3 animal protein
|-
|[[File:cheeseburger.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Burger
| Combine 1 cheese wedge with 1 Burger in a plate or bowl.
| 2 animal protein, 2 nutriment
|-
|[[File:brainburger.png|50px]]
|'''Brain Burger
| Mix 1 Bun and 1 brain in a plate or bowl.
| 7 animal protein, <span style="color:blue">6 alkysine</span>, <span style="color:red">5 blood</span>
|-
|[[File:roburger.png|50px]]
|'''Roburger
| Mix 1 Bun and 1 robot head in a plate or bowl.
| 2 nutriment, 1 animal protein, 5% probability of <span style="color:blue">2 nanites</span>
|-
|[[File:Xenoburger.png|50px]]
|'''Xenoburger
| Mix 1 Bun and 1 xeno-meat in a plate or bowl.
| 15 animal protein, 6 <span style="color:red">polytrinic acid</span>
|-
|[[File:Bearburger.gif|50px]]
|'''Bearburger
| Mix 1 Bun and 1 bear meat in a bowl or plate.
| 10 animal protein, 5 <span style="color:blue">hyperzine</span>
|-
|[[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Fillet -o- Fish Sandwich
| Mix 1 Bun and 1 fish fillet in a bowl or plate.
| 10 animal protein, <span style="color:red">6 carpotoxin</span>
|-
|[[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu Burger
| Mix 1 Bun and 1 Tofu in a bowl or plate.
| 6 nutriment, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:ghostbur.PNG|50px]]
|'''Ghost Burger
| Mix 1 Bun and 1 ectoplasm in a plate or bowl.
| 2 nutriment, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:clownburger.png|50px]]
|'''Clown Burger
| Mix 1 Bun and 1 clown wig and mask in a plate or bowl.
| 6 nutriment, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]
|'''Mime Burger
| Mix 1 Bun and 1 beret in a plate or bowl.
| 6 nutriment, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:Hotdog.png|50px]]
|'''Hotdog
| Mix 1 Sausage and 1 Bun in a bowl or plate.
| 19 animal protein
|-
|[[File:Hotdog.png|50px]]
|'''Classic Hotdog
| Mix 1 corgi meat and 1 Bun in a bowl or plate.
| 19 animal protein
|-
|[[File:Bacon.png|50px]]
|'''Fried Bacon
| Fry 1 Raw Bacon in a skillet.
| .3 animal protein, 1 unit Triglyceride
|-
|[[File:Bacon Stick.png|50px]]
|'''Eggpop
| Combine 1 Bacon with 1 Boiled Egg in a bowl or plate.
| 3 animal protein, 1 egg
|-
|[[File:Bacon and Eggs.png|50px]]
|'''bacon and eggs
| Combine 1 Bacon with 1 Fried Egg.
| 3 animal protein, 1 egg
|-
|[[File:chickenfillet.gif|50px]]
|'''Chicken Fillet
| Mix 1 Katsu and 1 Bun in a bowl or plate.
| 5 nutriment, 10 animal protein
|-
|[[File:chickenfillet.gif|50px]]
|'''Fish Sashimi
| Mix 1 snack and 5u soysause in a bowl or plate.
| 3 seafood
|-
|[[File:waffles.png|50px]]
|'''Waffles
| Fry 2 balls of dough and 10 units sugar in a skillet.
| 8 nutriment, 2 animal protein
|-
|[[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
|'''Warm Donk Pocket
| Bake 1 Donk Pocket in an oven.
| 2 nutriment, 2 animal protein, 5 tricordrazine
|-
|[[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
|'''Donk Pocket
| Allow a warm Donk Pocket to cool.
| 2 nutriment, 2 or 6 animal protein
|-
|[[File:applepie.png|50px]]
|'''Apple Pie
| Bake 1 flat dough, 1 apple.
| 4 nutriment, 1 animal protein
 
For some reason, this is not an oven recipe.
|-
|[[File:meatbun.gif|50px]]
|'''Meat Bun
| Mix 1 raw cutlet, 1 dough slice, 1 unit space spice, 5 units water in a bowl or plate.
| 5 nutriment, 3 animal protein
|-
|[[File:meatbun.gif|50px]]
|'''Custard Bun
| Cook 1 dough slice, 3 units egg yolk, 1 unit space spice, 5 units water in a pan or pot.
Don't use a whole egg, or it will end up as a boiled egg.
| 6 nutriment, 2 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:momo.gif|50px]]
|'''Chicken Momo
| Cook 1 chicken meat, 3 dough slices, 2 units space spice, 5 units water in a pan or pot.
| 7 nutriment, 6 animal protein, 2 space spice
|-
|[[File:momo.gif|50px]]
|'''Vegetable Momo
| Microwave 1 carrot, 1 cabbage, 3 dough slices, 2 units space spice, 5 units water.
| 10 nutriment, 4 space spice, 3 carrot juice, <span style="color:blue">1 imidazoline</span>
|-
|[[File:cheesepmelet.png|50px]]
|'''Omelette Du Fromage
| Fry 6 units egg yolk and 2 cheese wedges in a skillet.
| 16 animal protein, 6 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:muffins.png|50px]]
|'''Muffin
| Bake 1 ball of dough, 5 units milk, 5 units sugar.
| 6 nutriment, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|50px]]
|'''Eggplant Parmigiana
| Bake 2 cheese wedges, 1 eggplant.
| 6 nutriment, 8 animal protein
|-
|[[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
|'''Soy Wafers
| Microwave 10 units flour, 1 soybean.
| 10 nutriment, 1 soy milk
|-
|[[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]
|'''Berry Clafoutis
| Microwave 1 flat dough, 1 berry.
| 4 nutriment, 7 berry juice, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:wingchu.png|50px]]
|'''Wing Fang Chu
| Cook 5 units soy sauce and 1 meat in a skillet.
| 12 animal protein, <span style="color:red">6 polytrinic acid</span>
|-
|[[File:meatkabob.png|50px]]
|'''(Human)-kabob
| Mix 2 human meat and 1 metal rod in a bowl or plate.
| 26 animal protein
|-
|[[File:meatkabob.png|50px]]
|'''Meat-kabob
| Mix 2 meat and 1 metal rod in a bowl or plate.
| 26 animal protein
|-
|[[File:meatkabob.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu-kabob
| Mix 2 tofu and 1 metal rod in a bowl or plate.
| 8 nutriment
|-
|[[File:meatkabob.png|50px]]
|'''Nomad Skewer
| Mix 1 adhomian meat and 1 metal rod in a bowl or plate.
| ? nutriment
|-
|[[File:meatkabob.png|50px]]
|'''Fatshouters Bloodpudding
| Cook 1 adhomian meat, 1 lard, 5u blizzard ear flour, 10u blood in a pan or pot.
| ? nutriment
|-
|[[File:bakedpotato.png|50px]]
|'''Loaded Baked Potato
| Microwave 1 potato, 1 cheese wedge.
| 3 nutriment, 7 animal protein, 2 potato juice
|-
|[[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
|'''Cheesy Fries
| Mix 1 Space Fries and 1 cheese wedge in bowl, plate or skillet.
| 4 nutriment, 6 animal protein
|-
|[[File:chilicheesefries.gif|50px]]
|'''Chili Cheese Fries
| Mix 1 Space Fries, 1 Hot Chili, 1 cheese wedge in a bowl or plate.
| 9 nutriment, 9 animal protein, <span style="Color: Blue">2 capsaicin</span>
|-
|[[File:Sushi_Roll.png|50px]]
|'''Ouerean Fish Log
| Mix 1 carp meat, 1 cabbage, 1 boiled rice in a bowl or plate.
| 6 seafood,
|-
|[[File:popcorn.png|50px]]
|'''Popcorn
| Fry 1 corn in a saucepan.
| 2 nutriment, 3 corn oil
|-
|[[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Steak
| Fry 1 unit salt, 1 unit pepper, 1 meat (any type) in a skillet.
| 13 animal protein, 1 salt, 1 pepper
|-
|[[File:duff.gif|50px]]
|'''Spacy Liberty Duff
| Bake 5 units water, 5 units vodka, 5 units psilocybin.
| 6 nutriment, <span style="color:blue">6 psilocybin</span>
|-
|[[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|50px]]
|'''Amanita Jelly
| Cook 5 units water, 5 units vodka, 5 units amatoxin in a saucepan.
|6 nutriment, <span style="color:blue">3 psilocybin</span>
|-
|[[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Meatball Soup
| Cook 10 units water, 1 meatball, 1 carrot, 1 potato in a pan or pot.
| 11 animal protein, 5 water, <span style="color:blue">5 imidazoline</span>, 1 carrot juice, 2 potato juice
|-
|[[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Steamed Crab Legs
| Cook 1 crab legs, 1 nutri-spread, 10 water, 1u salt in a pan or pot.
| Crab legs steamed and buttered to perfection. One day when the boss gets hungry...
2 nutrition, 6 seafood, 1 sodiumchloride, 2 savory butter
|-
|[[File:vegesoup.png|50px]]
|'''Vegetable Soup
| Cook 10 units water, 1 carrot, 1 corn, 1 eggplant, 1 potato in a pan or pot.
| 8 nutriment, 5 water, 3 corn oil, <span style="color:blue">5 imidazoline</span>, 1 carrot juice, 2 potato juice
|-
|[[File:nettlesoup.png|50px]]
|'''Nettle Soup
| Cook 10 units water, 1 nettle, 3 units egg yolk, 1 potato in a pan or pot.
| 8 nutriment, 5 water, <span style="color:blue">5 tricordrazine</span>, <span style="color:red">9 sulphuric acid</span>, 2 potato juice, 3 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:Wishsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Wish Soup
| Mix 20 units water. Yep.
| 10 water, 25% chance of 8 nutriment
|-
|[[File:hotstew.png|50px]]
|'''Hot Chili
| Cook 1 meat, 1 chili pepper, 1 tomato in a pan or pot.
| 3 nutriment, 12 animal protein <span style="color:blue">10 capsaicin</span>, 4 tomato juice
|-
|[[File:coldstew.png|50px]]
|'''Cold Chili
| Cook 1 meat, 1 ice pepper, 1 tomato in a pan or pot.
| 3 nutriment, 12 animal protein, <span style="color:blue">10 frost oil</span>, 4 tomato juice
|-
|[[File:coldstew.png|50px]]
|'''Bear Chili
| Cook 1 bear meat, 1 chili, 1 tomato in a pan or pot.
| 3 nutriment, 12 animal protein, 4 tomato juice
|-
|[[File:Tajaran_Stew.png|50px]]
|'''Adhomian Stew
| Cook 10 units water, 2 adhomai meat, 2 dirtberries, 1 mushroom, 1 messas tear in a pan or pot.
| 4 nutriment, 4 animal protein
|-
|[[File:Tajaran_soup.png|50px]]
|'''Earthen-root soup
| Cook 2 earthenroot,  10 units water, 1 space spice, 1 sodium chloride in a pan or pot.
| 4 nutriment
|-
|[[File:Tajaran_Spicy_Clams.png|50px]]
|'''Spicy Ras'val clams
| Mix 2 clams, 1 cabbage, 1 chili, 1 capsaicin, 1 spacespice in a bowl or plate.
| 4 seafood, 1 pepper
|-
|[[File:Spell.png|50px]]
|'''Spell Burger
| Mix 1 Burger, 1 wizard hat  in a plate or bowl.
| 6 nutriment, 3 or 13 animal protein
|-
|[[File:bigbite.png|50px]]
|'''Big Bite Burger
| Mix 1 Burger, 3 meat, 3 egg yolk in a bowl or plate.
| 40 animal protein, 4 nutriment, 3 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:fishandchips.png|50px]]
|'''Fish & Chips
| Fry 1 Space Fries and 1 fish meat in a skillet.
| 3 nutriment, 6 animal protein, possibly <span style="color:red">6 carpotoxin</span>
|-
|[[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Sandwich
| Mix 2 bread slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 cheese wedge in a bowl or plate.
Custom sandwiches can be made by combining items with a bread slice, but use this recipe for others that call for a sandwich as an ingredient.
| 3 nutriment, 20.4 animal protein, 1.2 egg yolk, 1 salt, 1 pepper
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|'''Toasted Sandwich
| Fry 1 Sandwich in a skillet.
| 3 nutriment, 23.4 animal protein, 1.2 egg yolk, 1 salt, 1 pepper, 2 carbon
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|'''Grilled Cheese Sandwich
| Fry 2 bread slices and 1 cheese wedge in a skillet.
| 3 nutriment, 8.4 animal protein, 1.2 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|'''Hro'zamal Lard Sandwich
| Mix 2 flatbread and 1 lard in a bowl or plate.
| A lard sandwhich prepared in the style of Hro'zamal, usually made from Schlorrgo lard.
6 nutriment, 5 triglyceride
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|'''Bacon Cheese Flatbread
| Bake 1 flat dough, 1 cheese wedge, 4 bacon, 2 tomato.
| Not a pizza.
5 nutriment, 5 protein
|-
|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
|'''Ice Cream Sandwich
| Mix 2 ice cream cone, 5u milk, 5u ice in a bowl or plate.
| Portable ice cream in its own packaging.
4 ice cream
|-
|[[File:tomatosoup.png|50px]]
|'''Tomato Soup
| Mix 30u Blood. Alternatively cook 2 tomato and 10u water in a pan or pot.
| Drinking this makes you feel like a vampire. A tomato vampire.
5 nutriment, 14 tomato juice
|-
|[[File:tomatosoup.png|50px]]
|'''Bluespace Tomato Soup
| Cook 2 bluespacetomato and 10u water in a pan or pot.
| A scientific experiment turned into a possibly unsafe meal.
5 nutriment, 5 bluespace dust
|-
|[[File:roffle.png|50px]]
|'''Roffle Waffles
| Microwave 2 balls of dough, 10 units sugar, 5 units psilocybin.
| 8 nutriment, <span style="color:blue">8 psilocybin</span>, 2 animal protein
|-
|[[File:stew.png|50px]]
|'''Stew
| Cook 10 units water, 1 meat, 1 tomato, 1 potato, 1 carrot, 1 eggplant, 1 chantrelle mushroom in a pot.
| 6 nutriment, 13 animal protein, 7 tomato juice, <span style="color:blue">10 imidazoline</span>, 5 water, 2 potato juice, 1 carrot juice
|-
|[[File:Bearstew.gif|50px]]
|'''Bear Stew
| Cook 10 units water, 1 bluespace bear meat, 1 tomato, 1 potato, 1 carrot, 1 eggplant, 1 chantrelle mushroom in a pot
| 6 nutriment, 4 animal protein, 5 tomato juice, <span style="color:blue">5 hyperzine</span>, <span style="color:blue">5 imidazoline</span>, 5 water
|-
|[[File:jellytoast.png|50px]]
|'''Jellied Toast
| Fry 1 bread slice, 5 units cherry jelly or slime jelly in a skillet.
Slime jelly will poison someone who eats it.
| 1 nutriment, 0.2 animal protein, 0.6 egg yolk, 5 cherry jelly or <span style="color:red">5 slime jelly</span>
|-
|[[File:honeytoast.gif|50px]]
|'''Honeyed Toast
| Fry 1 bread slice and 5 units honey in a skillet.
| 1 nutriment, 0.2 animal protein, 0.6 egg yolk, 5 honey
|-
|[[File:milo.png|50px]]
|'''Milosoup
| Cook 10 units water, 2 tofu, 2 soy dope in a pot.
| 8 nutriment, 5 water
|-
|[[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|50px]]
|'''Stewed Soy Meat
| Fry 2 soy dope, 1 carrot, 1 tomato in a saucepan.
| 8 nutriment, <span style="color:blue">5 imidazoline</span>, 1 carrot juice, 2 tomato juice
|-
|[[File:spagettiboiled.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Spaghetti
| Cook 5 units water and 1 spaghetti (uncooked) in a pan or pot.
| 2 nutriment, .33 animal protein
|-
|[[File:lomein.gif|50px]]
|'''Lo Mein
| Cook 5 units water, 5 units soy sauce, 1 carrot, 1 cabbage, 1 spaghetti (uncooked) in a pan or pot.
| 6 nutriment, 3 carrot juice, <span style="color:blue">1 imidazoline</span>
|-
|[[File:Boiledrice.png|50px]]
|'''Boiled Rice
| Cook 5 units water and 10 units rice in a pot or pan.
| 2 nutriment
|-
|[[File:friedrice.gif|50px]]
|'''Fried Rice
| Fry 5 units water, 10 units rice, 5 units soy sauce, 1 carrot, 1 cabbage in a skillet or pan.
| 6 nutriment, 5 rice, 3 carrot juice, <span style="color:blue">1 imidazoline</span>
|-
|[[File:risotto.gif|50px]]
|'''Risotto
| Cook 5 units wine, 10 units rice, 1 unit space spice, 1 chantrelle mushroom in a pan or pot.
| 6 mushroom, 4 rice
|-
|[[File:bibimbap.gif|50px]]
|'''Bibimbap
| Cook 5 units rice, 1 cutlet, 1 egg, 1 carrot, 1 cabbage, 1 chantrelle mushroom, 2 units space spice in a pan or pot.
| 6 animal protein, 3 egg yolk, 3 space spice, <span style="color:blue">3 imidazoline</span>
|-
|[[File:Ricepudding.png|50px]]
|'''Rice Pudding
| Cook 5 units milk and 10 units rice in a pan or pot.
| 4 nutriment
|-
|[[File:pastatomato.png|50px]]
|'''Spaghetti
| Cook 5 units water, 1 spaghetti (uncooked), 2 tomatoes in a pan or pot.
| 6 nutriment, 14 tomato juice, .33 animal protein
|-
|[[File:meatballspag.png|50px]]
|'''Spaghetti & Meatballs
| Cook 5 units water, 1 spaghetti (uncooked), 2 meatballs  in a pan or pot.
| 4 nutriment, 10.33 animal protein
|-
|[[File:spesslaw.png|50px]]
|'''Spesslaw
| Cook 5 units water, 1 spaghetti (uncooked), 4 meatballs  in a pan or pot.
| 4 nutriment, 16.33 animal protein
|-
|[[File:superbite.png|50px]]
|'''Super Bite Burger
| Mix 1 Big Bite Burger, 1 ball of dough, 1 meat, 1 tomato, 1 Boiled Egg, 1 cheese wedge, 5 units salt, 5 units pepper in a bowl or plate.
| 25 nutriment, 25 animal protein
|-
|[[File:candiedapple.png|50px]]
|'''Candied Apple
| Mix 5 units water, 5 units sugar, 1 apple in a bowl or plate.
| 3 nutriment
|-
|[[File:jellyburger.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Burger
| Mix 1 bun, 5 units of cherry jelly or slime jelly in a bowl or plate.
Slime jelly will poison someone who eats it.
| 5 nutriment, 5 cherry jelly or <span style="color:red">5 slime jelly</span>, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:twobread.png|50px]]
|'''Two Bread
| Mix 2 bread slices and 5 units wine in a bowl, plate or skillet.
| 2 nutriment, 0.4 animal protein, 1.2 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:Jellysandwich.png|50px]]
|'''Jelly Sandwich
| Mix 2 bread slices, 5 units cherry jelly or slime jelly in a bowl or plate.
| 2 nutriment, 5 cherry jelly or <span style="color:red">5 slime jelly</span>, .4 animal protein, 1.6 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:tomatosoup.png|50px]]
|'''Tomato Soup
| Microwave 30 units blood!
| Smells like copper...
2 animal protein, <span style="color:red">10 blood</span>, 5 water
|-
<!-- These two are totally missing
 
 
| Missing Sprite
|'''Slime Soup
| Cook 10 units of water and 5 units of slime jelly in a pan or pot.
| 10 Water, <span style="color:red">5 Slime Jelly</span>
|-
| Missing Sprite
|'''Boiled slime Core
| Microwave 5 units of water, 1 slime core
| <span style="color:red">35 Slime Jelly</span>
|-
 
 
-->
|[[File:Chocegg.png|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Egg
| Cook 1 egg and 1 chocolate bar in a pan or pot.
| 3 nutriment, 4 sugar, 4 coco, 3 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:Sausage.png|50px]]
|'''Sausage
| Cook 1 cutlet, 1 meatball in a skillet.
| 12 animal protein
|-
|[[File:fishfingers.png|50px]]
|'''Fish Fingers
| Deep fry one battered fish fillet.
| 7 animal protein, <span style="color:red">6 carpotoxin</span>, 3 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:Mysterysoup.png|50px]]
|'''Mystery Soup
| Cook 10 units water, 1 Burned Mess, 1 tofu, 3 egg yolk, 1 cheese wedge in a pot.
| Always contains 4 animal protein, <span style="color:red">3+ toxin</span>, and 1+ carbon.
Possible other reagents: nutriment, <span style="color:blue">capsaicin</span>, tomato juice, <span style="color:blue">frost oil</span>, water, <span style="color:blue">tricordrazine</span>, banana juice, <span style="color:red">blood</span>, <span style="color:red">slime jelly</span>, or <span style="color:blue">imidazoline</span>.
|-
|[[File:phelmbiscuit.png|50px]]
|'''Plump Helmet Biscuit
| Bake 1 plump helmet mushroom, 5 units water, 5 units flour.
| 5 nutriment, 10% chance of 8 nutriment and <span style="color:blue">5 tricordrazine</span>
|-
|[[File:mushroomsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Chantrelle Soup
| Cook 5 units water, 5 units milk, 1 chantrelle mushroom in a pan or pot.
| 8 nutriment
|-
|[[File:redcurry.gif|50px]]
|'''Red Curry
| Cook 2 cutlets, 5 units cream, 2 units space spice, 5 units rice in a skillet.
| 6 animal protein, 2 nutriment, 2 space spice
|-
|[[File:greencurry.gif|50px]]
|'''Green Curry
| Cook 2 tofu, 1 chili pepper, 5 units cream, 2 units space spice, 5 units rice in a skillet.
| 5 tofu, <span style="color:blue">2 capsaicin</span>, 1 nutriment, 2 space spice
|-
|[[File:yellowcurry.gif|50px]]
|'''Yellow Curry
| Cook 2 peanuts, 1 potato, 5 units of cream, 2 units space spice, 5 units rice in a skillet.
| 8 nutriment, 2 space spice
|-
|[[File:chawanmushi.png|50px]]
|'''Chawanmushi
| Cook 5 units water, 5 units soy sauce, 6 units egg yolk, 1 chantrelle mushroom in a saucepan.
| 5 animal protein, 6 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:beetsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Borscht
| Cook 10 units water, 1 white beet, 1 cabbage in a pan or pot.
| "Wait, how do you spell it again..?"
8 nutriment, 3 sugar
|-
|[[File:Herbsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Tossed Salad
| Mix 2 cabbage, 1 tomato, 1 carrot, 1 apple in a bowl or plate.
| 8 nutriment, <span style="color:blue">5 imidazoline</span>, 2 tomato juice, 1 carrot juice
|-
|[[File:Aesirsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Aesir salad
| Mix 1 ambrosia deus and 1 golden apple in a bowl or plate.
| 8 nutriment, <span style="color:blue">8 The Doctor's Delight</span>, <span style="color:blue">8 tricordrazine</span>, <span style="color:blue">1 bicaridine</span>, <span style="color:red">1 synaptizine</span>, <span style="color:blue">1 hyperzine</span>, <span style="color:blue">1 space drugs</span>, 3 gold.
|-
|[[File:Validsalad.png|50px]]
|'''Valid Salad
| Mix 3 ambrosia vulgaris, 1 potato, 1 meatball in a bowl or plate.
| 6 nutriment, 5 animal protein, <span style="color:blue">3 space drugs</span>, <span style="color:blue">3 kelotane</span>, <span style="color:blue">3 bicaridine</span>, 2 potato juice
|-
|[[File:stuffing.png|50px]]
|'''Stuffing
| Bake 1 Bread, 5 units water, 1 unit salt, 1 unit pepper.
| 3 nutriment, 1 animal protein, 3 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:tofurkey.png|50px]]
|'''Tofurkey
| Microwave 2 tofu, 1 Stuffing.
| 12 nutriment, <span style="color:blue">3 soporific</span>, 1 animal protein, 3 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:Taco.png|50px]]
|'''Taco
| Mix 1 dough slice, 1 cutlet, 1 cheese wedge in a bowl or plate, or fry them in a skillet.
Alternatively, microwave 1 tortilla, 1 cutlet, 1 cheese wedge.
| 4 nutriment, 10.3 animal protein
|-
|[[File:chip_basket.png|50px]]
|'''Basket of Chips
| Fry 1 tortilla and 1u salt in a skillet or the fryer.
| 10 nutriment
|-
|[[File:nachos.png|50px]]
|'''Nachos
| Fry 1 chip basket, 1 cheese wedge.
| 10 nutriment
|-
|[[File:salsadip.png|50px]]
|'''Salsa Dip
| Mix 1 chili pepper, 1 tomato, 1 lime, 1 space spice, 1 salt, 1 pepper in a bowl or plate.
Dip chips or nachos in this!
| 20 nutriment
|-
|[[File:guacdip.png|50px]]
|'''Guacamole Dip
| Mix 1 tofu, 1 chili pepper, 1 lime, 1 space spice, 1 salt, 1 pepper in a bowl or plate.
Dip chips or nachos in this!
| 20 nutriment
Don't tell anyone there's no avocado in it.
|-
|[[File:cheesedip.png|50px]]
|'''Queso Dip
| Mix 1 cheese wedge, 1 chili pepper, 1 tomato, 1 space spice, 1 salt, 1 pepper in a bowl or plate.
Dip chips or nachos in this!
| 20 nutriment
|-
|[[File:burrito.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Burrito
| Mix 1 tortilla, 2 meatballs, 1 space spice in a bowl or plate.
| 6 nutriment, animal protein
|-
|[[File:veganburrito.png|50px]]
|'''Vegan Burrito
| Mix 1 tortilla, 1 tofu in a bowl or plate.
| 6 nutriment, 4 tofu
|-
|[[File:spicyburrito.png|50px]]
|'''Spicy Meat Burrito
| Mix 1 burrito and 2 chili in a bowl or plate.
| 6 nutriment, animal protein, capsaicin
|-
|[[File:cheesyburrito.png|50px]]
|'''Cheesy Burrito
| Mix burrito and 1 cheesewedge in a bowl or plate.
| 6 nutriment, animal protein
|-
|[[File:cheesyspicyburrito.png|50px]]
|'''Spicy Cheesy Burrito
| Mix 1 burrito, 1 cheesewedge, 2 chili in a bowl or plate.
| 6 nutriment, animal protein, capsaicin
|-
|[[File:hellburrito.png|50px]]
|'''El Diablo
| Mix 1 spicy meat burrito and 10 chili in a bowl or plate.
| 6 nutriment, animal protein, capsaicin
While it may be a great Burrito, the peppers will still make it unpleasant.
|-
|[[File:mysteryburrito.png|50px]]
|'''Burrito (Mystery)
| Mix 1 burrito and 1 mystery soup in a bowl or plate.
| 6 nutriment, ???
|-
|[[File:mint.png|50px]]
|'''Mint
| Microwave 5 units sugar, 5 units frost oil.
| 1 mint toxin
|-
|[[File:Breakfest_of_Guwandi.png|50px]]
|'''Breakfast of champions
| Mix 1 sausage, 1 omelette, 1 meatsteak in a bowl or plate.
| 6 animal protein, 4 egg.
|-
|[[File:Moghresian Sea Delight.png|50px]]
|'''Moghresian Sea delight
| Cook 3 eggs and 15 units blood in a pan or pot.
| 4 egg.
|-
|[[File:Red Sun Special.png|50px]]
|'''Lortl
| Mix 1 dried q'lort slice and 1u salt in a bowl or plate.
| 2 animal protein.
|-
|[[File:Red Sun Special.png|50px]]
|'''Red Sun Special
| Fry 1 sausage, 1 cheese wedge in a skillet or pan.
| 2 animal protein.
|-
|[[File:Hatchling Surprise.png|50px]]
|'''Hatchling Suprise
| Microwave 1 poached egg, 3 bacon.
| 2 egg, 4 animal protein.
|-
|[[File:Meat Pancake.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Pancake
| Fry 3 meatball and 1 omelette in a skillet.
| 2 egg, 6 animal protein.
|-
|[[File:Chilied Eggs.png|50px]]
|'''Chilied Eggs
| Cook 1 hotchili and 3 boiled egg in a pan or pot.
| 6 egg, 2 animal protein.
|-
|[[File:Stuffed Meatball.png|50px]]
|'''Stuffed Meatball
| Microwave 1 meatball, 1 cheese wedge, 1 cabbage.
| 4 animal protein.
|-
|[[File:Seared Carp.png|50px]]
|'''Korlaaskak
| Fry 6 carp meat, 1 cabbage, 1 lime, 1 units space spice in a skillet.
| 12 seafood.
|-
|[[File:friedkois.png|50px]]
|'''Fried K'ois
| Fry 1 k'ois spore in a skillet
| <span style="color:red">6 k'ois paste</span>, <span style="color:red">9 phoron</span>
Poisonous to everything but Vaurca. Curiously, not fried in the fryer.
|-
|[[File:koiskebab3.png|50px]]
|'''K'ois Kebab
| Combine up to 3 Fried K'ois with 1 metal rod.
| <span style="color:red">6/12/18 k'ois paste</span>, <span style="color:red">9/12/15 phoron</span>
Poisonous to everything but Vaurca.
|-
|[[File:koiskebab3.png|50px]]
|'''Doner Kebab
| Combine 1 meat steak, 1 flat dough, 1 tomato, 1 cabbage, 1u salt in a bowl or plate.
| A delicious sandwich-like food from ancient Earth. The meat is typically cooked on a vertical rotisserie.
5 nutriment, 4 protein, 4 dough, 2 cabbage
|-
|[[File:koissoup.png|50px]]
|'''K'ois Soup
| Use a rolling pin on 1 Fried K'ois.
| <span style="color:red">15 k'ois paste</span>, <span style="color:red">10 phoron</span>
Poisonous to everything but Vaurca.
|-
|[[File:koiswaffles.png|50px]]
|'''K'ois Waffles
| Fry 1 k'ois paste in a skillet.
| <span style="color:red">25 k'ois paste</span>, <span style="color:red">12 phoron</span>
Poisonous to everything but Vaurca.
|-
|[[File:koisjelly.png|50px]]
|'''K'ois Jelly
| Cook 1 K'ois Soup and 2 k'ois spores in a saucepan.
| <span style="color:red">25 k'ois paste</span>, <span style="color:red">20 phoron</span>, <span style="color:blue">20 imidazoline</span>
Poisonous to everything but Vaurca.
|-
|[[File:burnedmess.png|50px]]
|'''Burned Mess
| Created when you try to microwave an invalid recipe. It may also break or dirty the microwave.
| <span style="color:red">1+ toxin</span>, 3+ carbon
|-
|[[File:Baconburger.png|50px]]
|'''Bacon Burger
| Mix a bun, meat, and three bacon in a bowl or plate.
|
|-
|[[File:NT muffin.png|50px]]
|'''NT Muffin
| Fry a plump helment biscuit, sausage, fried egg, and cheese wedge in a skillet.
|
|-
|[[File:Fishtaco.png|50px]]
|'''Fish taco
| Mix 1 carp meat, 1 tortilla, 1 lemon, and 1 chili pepper in a bowl or plate.
|
|-
|[[File:BLT.png|50px]]
|'''BLT
| Microwave two bread, two bacon, one tomato and one cabbage.
|
|-
|[[File:Porkbowl.png|50px]]
|'''Porkbowl
| Cook 10 rice, 5 water, 1 bacon in a saucepan.
| 4 protein, 6 rice.
|-
|[[File:Berrymuffin.png|50px]]
|'''Berrymuffin
| Microwave 5 sugar, 5 milk, 1 dough ball, 1 berry.
| 6 nutriment.
|-
|[[File:Mashedpotato.png|50px]]
|'''Nashed potato
| Mix 1 potato in a bowl or plate.
| 4 nutriment.
|-
|[[File:Onionrings.png|50px]]
|'''Onion Rings
| Microwave 1 onion, 1 doughslice.
| 5 nutriment.
|-
|[[File:Onionsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Onionsoup
| Cook 1 onion and 10 water in a pan or pot.
| 5 nutriment.
|-
|[[File:Onionsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Qilvo
| Cook 1 squid meat, 2 seaweed, 10u water, 5u cream in a pan or pot.
| ? nutriment.
|-
|[[File:Onionsoup.png|50px]]
|'''Zantiri
| Cook 2 guami and 1 eki in a pan or pot.
| ? nutriment.
|-
|}
</div></div>
 
 
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===Oven===
[[File:oven.gif|50px]]
<br>
*Before you can use the oven, it must be preheated. Right-click and select Toggle Power to turn it on. Preheating takes several minutes, but after a short while it can be used to cook even if not fully preheated. The food will cook more slowly until preheating is complete. Examine the oven while next to it to see how hot it is.
**You can alt+click the oven to open and close the oven door.
**If the oven door is left open, heat will escape. Make sure it's closed, especially when cooking and preheating!
 
*To add a single food item to the oven, use the food directly on the oven, which will place it into an empty oven tray. If you want to cook a recipe that requires multiple ingredients, remove one of the oven trays, put all recipe ingredients into it, and then put the tray back in the oven.
 
*The oven can cook any variety and quantity of recipes simultaneously, as long as you have all the ingredients in a single tray.
**Any leftover reagents will be absorbed into the cooked foods.
*When not making a recipe the oven can also be used to just bake any food, which will cook it, give it a nice brown colour.
 
*The oven can also be used for Combination Cooking, which allows you to make custom bread, pies, cakes, and pizzas with whatever fillings/toppings you want. To do this, right click and Choose Output, select the combine target, and then insert an oven tray full of ingredients.
**The quantity of stuff used to make it will determine the size of the result.
**Combination Cooking can only make one item at a time - whatever output is set will only work for the next item cooked.
 
 
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{| class="sortable" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"
! style='background-color:Red;'|
! style='background-color:Red;'|Result
! style='background-color:Red;'|Recipe
! style='background-color:Red;'|Reagents & Notes
|-
|[[File:Ovenchips.png|50px]]
|'''Oven chips
| Bake 1 raw potato sticks.
| 4 nutriment
|-
|[[File:dionaroast.png|50px]]
|'''Diona Roast
| Bake 1 Diona nymph, 1 apple, 5 units polytrinic acid.
| 6 nutriment, <span style="color:red">2 radium</span>
|-
|[[File:ribplate.png|50px]]
|'''Rib Plate
| Bake 1 meat, 5 units honey, 2 units space spice, 1 unit black pepper.
Obtain honey from beehives, or small amounts by grinding up the Messa's tear plant.
| 6 animal protein, 5 honey, 2 triglyceride, 1 black pepper
|-
|[[File:Bacon.png|50px]]
|'''Oven-cooked Bacon
| Bake 6 raw bacon, 1 butter/nutri-spread
Mass baked Bacon.
| .3 animal protein, 1 unit Triglyceride
|-
|[[File:Bacon.png|50px]]
|'''Pan-cooked Bacon
| Fry 6 raw bacon, 1 butter/nutri-spread in a pan.
Mass cooked Bacon.
| .3 animal protein, 1 unit Triglyceride
|-
|[[File:meatbread.png|50px]]
|'''Meatbread Loaf
| Bake 3 meat, 3 balls of dough, 3 cheese wedges.
| 10 nutriment, 20 animal protein
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:xbread.png|50px]]
|'''Xenomeatbread
| Bake 3 xeno-meat, 3 balls of dough, 3 cheese wedges.
| 10 nutriment, 32.5 animal protein, <span style="color:red">7.5 polytrinic acid</span>
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:meatbread.png|50px]]
|'''Synthbread
| Bake 3 synthmeat, 3 balls of dough, 3 cheese wedges.
| 10 nutriment, 20 animal protein
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]]
|'''Banana-nut Bread
| Bake 3 balls of dough, 5 units milk, 15 units sugar, 1 banana.
| 20 nutriment, 21 banana juice, 3 animal protein
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:bun.png|50px]]
|'''Bun
|Bake 1 dough.
|3 nutriment, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:honeybun.png|50px]]
|'''Honeybun
|Bake 1 dough, 5 honey.
|3 nutriment, 5 honey, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:tofubread.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu-Bread
| Bake 3 tofu, 3 cheese wedges, 3 balls of dough.
| 30 nutriment, 15 animal protein
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:baguette.png|50px]]
|'''Baguette
| Bake 2 balls of dough, 1 unit salt, 1 unit pepper.
| 6 nutriment, 1 pepper, 1 salt, 2 animal protein
|-
|[[File:Flatbread.png|50px]]
|'''Flatbread
| Bake 1 flat dough.
| 3 nutriment, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:creambread.png|50px]]
|'''Cream Cheese Bread
| Bake 2 balls of dough, 2 cheese wedges.
| 5 nutriment, 25 animal protein.
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:bread.png|50px]]
|'''Bread
| Bake 4 balls of dough, 1 unit salt.
| 6 nutriment, 1 animal protein, 3 egg yolk
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices. Bread slices can be turned into custom sandwiches by combining them with any food item.
|-
|[[File:Pancakes.png|50px]]
|'''Pancakes
| Fry 2 flatdough and 2 berries in a skillet.
| 8 nutriment
|-
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
|'''Meat-Pie
| Bake 1 meat, 1 flat dough.
| 20 animal protein
|-
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
|'''Tofu-Pie
| Bake 1 tofu, 1 flat dough.
| 10 nutriment, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:xpie.png|50px]]
|'''Xeno-Pie
| Bake 1 xeno-meat, 1 flat dough.
| 17 animal protein, <span style="color:red">6 polytrinic acid</span>
|-
|[[File:pie.gif|50px]]
|'''Banana Cream Pie
| Bake 1 flat dough, 1 banana, 5 units sugar.
| 4 nutriment, 6 banana juice, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:Cherrypie.png|50px]]
|'''Cherry Pie
| Bake 1 cherry, 1 flat dough, 10 units sugar.
| 4 nutriment, 1 sugar, 1 cherry jelly, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]]
|'''Pumpkin Pie
| Bake 1 pumpkin, 10 units flour, 3 units egg yolk, 5 units milk, 5 units sugar.
| 15 nutriment
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:gappletart.png|50px]]
|'''Golden Apple Streusel Tart
| Bake 10 units flour, 1 egg, 1 golden apple, 5 units milk, 5 units sugar.
| 8 nutriment, 8 gold, 3 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:keylimepie.gif|50px]]
|'''Key Lime Pie
| Bake 2 limes, 10 units flour, 3 units egg yolk, 5 units milk, 5 units sugar.
| 16 nutriment
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:Amapie.png|50px]]
|'''Amanita Pie
| Bake 1 flat dough, 5 units amatoxin.
| 5 nutriment, <span style="color:red">3 amatoxin</span>, <span style="color:blue">1 psilocybin</span>, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:Plumppie.GIF|50px]]
|'''Plump Pie
| Bake 1 flat dough, 1 plump helmet.
| 8 nutriment, 1 animal protein, 10% chance of <span style="color:blue">5 tricordrazine</span>
|-
|[[File:quiche.gif|50px]]
|'''Quiche
| Bake 9 units egg yolk, 10 units flour, 5 units milk, 1 cheese wedge
| 10 nutriment, 10 cheese
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:cookie.png|50px]]
|'''Cookie
| Bake 1 ball of dough, 1 chocolate bar, 10 units milk, 10 units sugar.
Makes four cookies.
| 5 nutriment, 2 sugar, 2 coco, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
|'''Fortune Cookie
| Bake 1 dough slice, 5 units sugar, 1 piece of paper (optional).
Write something on the paper to serve as the fortune!
| 3 nutriment, .33 animal protein
|-
|[[File:poppypretzel.png|50px]]
|'''Poppy Pretzel
| Bake 1 ball of dough, 1 poppy.
| 10 nutriment, 1 animal protein, <span style="color:blue">3 bicaridine</span>
|-
|[[File:cracker.png|50px]]
|'''Cracker
| Bake 1 dough slice, 1 unit salt.
| 1 nutriment, .3 animal protein
You might also get these by gibbing a parrot! In that case, they have 5.4 nutriment, for some reason.
|-
|[[File:Cheese_Cracker.png|50px]]
|'''Supreme Cheese Toast
| Mix 1 butter/nutri-spread, 1 bread slice, 1 cheese wedge, 1 unit space spice in a bowl or plate.
| 8 nutriment.
|-
|[[File:enchi.png|50px]]
|'''Enchiladas
| Bake 1 cutlet, 2 chilis, 1 corn.
Alternatively, bake 1 tortilla, 1 cutlet, 2 chili peppers.
| 9 animal protein, 2 nutriment, <span style="color:blue">20 capsaicin</span>, 3 corn oil
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]
|'''Monkey's Delight
| Bake 1 monkey cube, 10 units flour, 1 banana, 1 unit salt, 1 unit pepper.
| 20 animal protein, 6 banana, 1 pepper, 1 salt
|-
|[[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
|'''Vanilla Cake
| Bake 5 units milk, 15 units flour, 15 units sugar, 9 units egg yolk.
| 20 nutriment.
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:carrotcake.png|50px]]
|'''Carrot Cake
| Bake 5 units milk, 15 units flour, 15 units sugar, 9 units egg yolk, 3 carrots.
| 25 nutriment, <span style="color:blue">25 imidazoline</span>
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:cheesecake.png|50px]]
|'''Cheese Cake
| Bake 5 units milk, 15 units flour, 15 units sugar, 9 units egg yolk, 2 cheese wedges.
| 10 nutriment, 19 animal protein
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:orangecake.png|50px]]
|'''Orange Cake
| Bake 5 units milk, 15 units flour, 5 units sugar, 9 units egg yolk, 3 units orange juice, 1 orange.
| 20 nutriment, 1 orange juice
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:limecake.png|50px]]
|'''Lime Cake
| Bake 5 units milk, 15 units flour, 5 units sugar, 9 units egg yolk, 3 units lime juice, 1 lime.
| 20 nutriment, 1 lime juice
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:lemoncake.png|50px]]
|'''Lemon Cake
| Bake 5 units milk, 15 units flour, 5 units sugar, 9 units egg yolk, 3 units lemon juice, 1 lemon.
| 20 nutriment, 1 lemon juice
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
|[[File:choccake.png|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Cake
| Bake 5 units milk, 15 units flour, 5 units sugar, 9 units egg yolk, 4 units coco, 1 chocolate bar.
| 20 nutriment, 4 sugar, 4 coco powder
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
<!-- |[[File:birthday.png|50px]]
|'''Birthday Cake
| Bake 5 units milk, 15 units flour, 15 units sugar, 9 units egg yolk, 1 red candle.
| 20 nutriment, 10 sprinkles
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|- -->
|[[File:applecake.png|50px]]
|'''Apple Cake
| Bake 5 units milk, 15 units flour, 15 units sugar, 9 units egg yolk, 2 apples.
| 15 nutriment
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|-
<!-- |[[File:Braincake.png|50px]]
|'''Brain Cake
| Bake 5 units milk, 15 units flour, 15 units sugar, 9 units egg yolk, 1 brain.
| 5 nutriment, 20 animal protein, <span style="color:red">10 alkysine</span>, <span style="color:red">5 blood</span>
Sliceable: Makes 5 slices.
|- -->
|[[File:brownies.png|50px]]
|'''Brownies
| Bake 10 units brownie mix, 3 units egg yolk.
| 8 nutriment, 2 brownie mix
Sliceable: Makes 4 pieces.
|-
|[[File:cosmicbrownies.png|50px]]
|'''Cosmic Brownies
| Bake 10 units brownie mix, 3 units egg yolk, 1 ambrosia vulgaris.
| 8 nutriment, 4 brownie mix, <span style="color:blue">4 space drugs</span>, <span style="color:blue">2 bicaridine</span>, <span style="color:blue">2 kelotane</span>, <span style="color:red">2 toxin</span>
Sliceable: Makes 4 pieces.
|-
|[[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]
|'''Margherita
| Bake 1 flat dough, 4 cheese wedges, 1 tomato.
| 35 nutriment, 8 tomato juice, 7 animal protein
Sliceable: Makes 6 slices.
|-
|[[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]
|'''Meatpizza
| Bake 1 flat dough, 3 meat, 1 cheese wedge, 1 tomato.
Substituting synthetic meat from chemistry will also work.
| 40 animal protein, 10 nutriment
Sliceable: Makes 6 slices.
|-
|[[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]]
|'''Mushroom Pizza
| Bake 1 flat dough, 5 chantrelle mushrooms, 1 cheese wedge, 1 tomato.
| 35 nutriment, 10 animal protein, 2 tomato juice
Sliceable: Makes 6 slices.
|-
|[[File:vegepizza.png|50px]]
|'''Vegetable Pizza
| Bake 1 flat dough, 1 cheese wedge, 1 eggplant, 1 carrot, 1 corn, 1 tomato.
| 30 nutriment, 6 tomato juice, <span style="color:blue">9 imidazoline</span>, 5 animal protein
Sliceable: Makes 6 slices.
|-
|[[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]
|'''Synthflesh Pizza
| Bake 1 flat dough, 1 cheese wedge, 3 synthflesh, 1 tomato.
| 40 animal protein, 10 nutriment
Sliceable: Makes 6 slices.
|-
|[[File:Pineapple_pizza.png|50px]]
|'''Pineapple Pizza
| Bake 1 flat dough, 1 cheese wedge, 2 pineapple rings
|
|-
|[[File:Meat_pocket.png|50px]]
|'''Meat Pocket
| Bake 1 flat dough, 1 meat ball, 1 cheese wedge
| Results in 2 units
|
|-
|
|'''Bacon Flatbread
| Bake 1 flat dough, 1 cheese wedge, 4 bacon, 2 tomatoes
|
|-
|[[File:Truffle.png|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Truffle
| Bake 1 chocolate bar, 2 coco powder, 5 cream
| Results in 4 units
|-
|[[File:Croissant.png|50px]]
|'''Croissant
| Bake 1 dough, 1 sodium chloride, 5 water, 5 milk
|
|-
|[[File:Croissant.png|50px]]
|'''xuq'qil
| Bake 1 cheese wedge, 1 crab legs, 1 plumphelmet.
|
|-
|[[File:Tajcadny.png|50px]]
|'''Plate of Sugar Tree Candy
| Bake 5 units fatshouter milk, 3 units egg, 1 dough, 2 sugar tree fruits.
| 26 nutriments.
Makes a total of 26 candy cubes.
|-
|[[File:Tajbread.png|50px]]
|'''Adhomian Bread
| Bake 1 dirtberries, 1 unit space spice, and 1 flatbread.
| 5 Nutriments.
|-
|[[File:Hardbread.png|50px]]
|'''Adhomian Hardbread
| Bake 3 Adhomian Bread and 1 unit of space spice.
| 15 Nutriments.
|-
|}
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===Deepfryer===
[[File:fryer.gif|50px]]
<br>
*Before you can use the fryer, it must be preheated. Right-click and select Toggle Power to turn it on. Heating up takes a while, so be sure to do it early. Prepare other ingredients while it warms up!
*The deep fryer has an oil level that you should keep an eye on - cooking efficiency will fall as it drops, and it starts off at a randomized level. For optimal cooking, keep the oil topped up to the maximum.
**You can sometimes find a spare tank of cooking oil in the maintenance behind the kitchen. Otherwise, you can order one from cargo.
 
*To add a single food item to the fryer, use the food directly on it, which will place that item into an empty fryer basket. If you want to cook a recipe that requires multiple ingredients, remove one of the fryer baskets by clicking the fryer with an empty hand, and put all your ingredients into the basket. Once everything for the recipe is inside, put the basket back in the fryer.
 
*The fryer can cook any variety and quantity of recipes simultaneously, as long as you have all the ingredients in a single basket.
**Many fryer recipes require an ingredient to be coated in batter or beer-batter for the recipe to work. See the next section for an explanation of battering foods.
**Any leftover reagents will be absorbed into the cooked foods.
*When not making a recipe the fryer can also be used to just "deep fry" any food, which will cook it, give it a nice brown color, and add some extra nutrition to it.
 
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! style='background-color:Red;'|
! style='background-color:Red;'|Result
! style='background-color:Red;'|Recipe
! style='background-color:Red;'|Reagents & Notes
|-
|[[File:Batteredsausage.png|50px]]
|'''Battered Sausage
| Fry 1 Sausage, battered.
| 6 protein, 1.7 batter, 1.5 oil
|-
|[[File:Corndog.png|50px]]
|'''Corndog
| Fry 1 Sausage, 1 batter,
| 4 nutriment, 12 animal protein
|-
|[[File:Pizzacrunch.png|50px]]
|'''Crunchy Pizza
| Fry 1 Pizza Slice, battered.
| 25 nutriment, 6.5 batter, 4 oil
|-
|[[File:Cubancarp.png|50px]]
|'''Cuban Carp
| Fry 1 chili, 1 ball of dough, 1 carp meat.
| 3 seafood, 3 nutriment, <span style="color:red">3 carpotoxin</span>, <span style="color:blue">3 capsaicin</span>
|-
|[[File:Sweet and Sour.png|50px]]
|'''Sweet and Sour Pork
| Fry 1 Bacon, 1 cutlet, 5 soysauce, 10 batter.
| 3 protein, 6 nutriment
|-
|[[File:donuts.png|50px]]
|'''Donut
| Fry 1 ball of dough, 10 units sugar.
| 3 nutriment, 1 sprinkles (3 if frosted), 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:donuts.png|50px]]
|'''Donut (Chaos)
| Fry 1 ball of dough, 10 units sugar, 10 units Hot Sauce, 10 units Cold Sauce.
| Always: 2 nutriment, 1 sprinkles (3 if frosted), 1 animal protein
Chance of containing an additional 3 units of one of the following: nutriment, <span style="color:blue">capsaicin</span>, <span style="color:blue">frost oil</span>, sprinkles, <span style="color:red">phoron</span>, coco,<span style="color:red">slime jelly</span>, banana, berry juice, or <span style="color:blue">tricordrazine</span>
|-
|[[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]][[File:jdonut2.png|50px]]
|'''Donut (Jelly)
| Fry 1 ball of dough, 10 units sugar, 10 units of berry juice/cherry jelly/slime Jelly.
| 3 nutriment, 1 sprinkles (3 if frosted), 5 berry juice or cherry jelly or <span style="color:red">slime jelly</span>, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:friedmushroom.gif|50px]]
|'''Fried Mushroom
| Fry 1 plump helmet mushroom, beer-battered.
| 4 nutriment, 2 protein
|-
|[[File:funnelcake.gif|50px]]
|'''Funnel Cake
| Fry 10 batter, 5 sugar.
| 10 batter, 5 sugar
|-
|[[File:Jalapenopop.png|50px]]
|'''Jalapeno Popper
| Fry 1 chili, battered.
| 1.5 nutriment, 0.3 batter, 0.15 oil
|-
|[[File:Katsu.png|50px]]
|'''Katsu
| Fry 1 chicken meat, beer-battered.
| 6 protein, 2 beer batter, 1 oil
|-
|[[File:pisanggoreng.png|50px]]
|'''Pisang Goreng
| Fry 2 bananas, battered.
| 8 nutriment
|-
|[[File:risottoballs.png|50px]]
|'''Risotto Balls
| Fry 1 salt, 1 black pepper, 1 Risotto, battered.
| 2 nutriment, 4 rice, 1 black pepper
|-
|[[File:Fries.png|50px]]
|'''Space Fries
| Fry 1 raw potato sticks.
| 4 nutriment
|-
|[[File:Fries.png|50px]]
|'''Chicken Nugget
| Fry 1 chicken meat and 5u flour.
| 4 nutriment
|-
|}
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===Batter===
 
You can coat food in batter before putting it in the deepfryer!
*Nearly everything you can fry can be coated in batter.
*Put all of the ingredients of the batter in a container to create the batter, then use a food item on the container to cover it in batter.
*The ingredients for the batter can be mixed in any kind of container.
 
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! style='background-color:Red;'|Result
! style='background-color:Red;'|Recipe
! style='background-color:Red;'|Reagents & Notes
|-
|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Batter
| Mix 1 egg, 10 units flour, 5 units water, 2 units salt.
| TBA
|-
|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Beerbatter
| Mix 1 egg, 10 units flour, 5 units beer, 2 units salt.
| TBA
|}
 
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===Intermediate Ingredients===
These items are usually steps on the way to more complicated recipes. Try to prepare them while waiting on the oven and the fryer.
 
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|[[File:Bun.png|50px]]
|'''Bun
| Bake 1 ball of dough in the oven.
| 4 nutriment, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:tortilla.png|50px]]
|'''Tortilla
| Fry 5 flour and 5 water in a skillet.
| 6 nutriment.
|-
|[[File:Flat Dough.png|50px]]
|'''Flat Dough
| Roll 1 ball of dough with a rolling pin.
| 3 nutriment, 1 animal protein
Sliceable: Makes 3 dough slices.
|-
|[[File:Dough Slice.png|50px]]
|'''Dough Slice
| Cut 1 flat dough with a kitchen knife.
| 2 nutriment, .33 animal protein
|-
|[[File:Spaghetti.png|50px]]
|'''Spaghetti
| Cut 1 dough slice with a kitchen knife.
| 3 nutriment, .33 animal protein
|-
|[[File:egg.png|50px]]
|'''Egg
| Found in kitchen storage, can be ordered at Cargo, gathered from a chicken that has been fed wheat, or harvested from a mutated eggplant plant.
| 3 egg yolk
|-
|[[File:egg.png|50px]]
|'''Egg Yolk
| Use an egg on any container to break 3 units of egg yolk into it. Eggs can also be ground up in the grinder. Be careful to check whether the a recipe needs egg yolk or whole eggs!
|
|-
|[[File:meat.png|50px]]
|'''Meat
| From butchering most animals and people. The gibber will not accept people unless emagged. Synthetic meat can be created from the Biogenerator in hydroponics, or made by mixing blood and clonexadone.
| Varying amounts of animal protein and nutriment.
|-
|[[File:Raw Cutlet.png|50px]]
|'''Raw Cutlet
| Cut 1 meat (any type) with a kitchen knife.
| 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:Cutlet.png|50px]]
|'''Cutlet
| Fry 1 raw cutlet in a skillet.
| 3 animal protein
|-
|[[File:Raw_Bacon.png|50px]]
|'''Raw Bacon
| Cut 1 raw cutlet with a kitchen knife.
| .3 animal protein
|-
|[[File:carpfillet.png|50px]]
|'''Carp Meat
| Butcher a dead space carp (using the gibber yields three fillets, cutting with a knife yields one).
| 3-10 animal protein, <span style="color:red">3 carpotoxin</span>, ~9 nutriment
|-
|[[File:xenomeat.png|50px]]
|'''Xeno Meat
| Butcher a dead giant spider or a xenomorph.
| 6 animal protein, 6 <span style="color:red">polytrinic acid</span>, ~9 nutriment
|-
|[[File:bearmeat.png|50px]]
|'''Bear Meat
| Butcher a dead space bear.
| ~12 animal protein, 5 <span style="color:blue">hyperzine</span>, ~9 nutriment
|-
|[[File:mushroomslice.png|50px]]
|'''Huge Mushroom Slice
| Butcher a dead walking mushroom.
| ~7 nutriment, 3 <span style="color:blue">psilocybin</span>
|-
|[[File:tomatoslice.png|50px]]
|'''Tomato Slice
| Butcher a dead killer tomato.
| ~12 nutriment.
|-
|[[File:Raw_Sticks.png|50px]]
|'''Raw Potato Sticks'''
| Cut 1 potato with a kitchen knife.
| 3 nutriment
|-
|[[File:Carrotfries.png|50px]]
|'''Carrot Fries'''
| Cut 1 carrot with a kitchen knife.
| 3 nutriment, <span style="color:blue">3 imidazoline</span>
|-
|[[File:Soydope.png|50px]]
|'''Soy Dope
| Cut 1 soybean with a kitchen knife.
| 2 nutriment
|-
|}
 
 
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===Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Blending or Mixing===
To mix reagents, put them in the same container. You will hear a bubbling sound if mixing is successful.
*To see exactly what you've mixed, use a beaker and then add it to a nearby All-In-One Grinder or ChemMaster machine.
*Grinding a completed food item in the grinder reduces it to the reagents inside.
 
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! style='background-color:Green;'|Reagent
! style='background-color:Green;'|How to Obtain
|-
|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Animal Protein'''
| Process meat or protein-containing foods.
|-
|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Cherry Jelly'''
| Process cherries from the garden. Rarely, cargo may have containers that you can fill a dispenser with in their warehouse.
|-
|[[File:Coldsauce.png|50px]]
|'''Cold Sauce/Frost Oil'''
| Process ice peppers from the garden, or even Xenobotany. Lowers body temperature, causes shivering, and removes capsaicin from your body quickly.
|-
|[[File:Cornoil.png|50px]]
|'''Corn oil'''
| Process corn from the garden. Can be spread on the floor as a lubricant to slip people!
|-
|[[File:Marge.png|50px]]
|'''Nutri-spread'''
| Created in the biogenerator for 80 biomass.
|-
|[[File:Butter.png|50px]]
|'''Butter'''
| Created by mixing 20 cream and 1 salt.
|-
|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Brownie Mix'''
| Mix 5 units flour, 5 units cocoa, and 5 units sugar.
|-
|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Egg Yolk'''
| Process an egg, or crack an egg into a container.
|-
|[[File:Flour.png|50px]]
|'''Flour'''
| Process wheat from the garden, or pour directly from a flour sack.
|-
|[[File:Hotsauce.png|50px]]
|'''Hot Sauce/Capsaicin'''
| Process chili peppers from the garden. Capsaicin raises body temperature, causes discomfort, and removes frost oil from your body when eaten. Causes 0.5 toxin damage per unit if injected.
|-
|[[File:Ketchup.png|50px]]
|'''Ketchup'''
| Mix 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part water, and 1 part sugar.
|-
|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Nutriment'''
| Process almost any food.
|-
|[[File:pepper.png|50px]]
|'''Pepper'''
| Extra pepper mills are in the bar, or can be ordered in a Kitchen Supple Crate from cargo.
|-
|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Rice'''
| Process Rice. Ground rice is what is used in most recipes, rather than the whole plant.
|-
|[[File:Salt.png|50px]]
|'''Salt'''
| Found in salt shakers, or by mixing sodium and chlorine from the chem dispenser. If the chemist won't oblige, there are extra salt shakers in the bar, and they can also be ordered in a Kitchen Supply Crate from cargo.
|-
|[[File:spacespice.gif|50px]]
|'''Space Spice'''
| A large bottle is available in the kitchen storage locker. Additional spice can be ordered in a Kitchen Supple Crate from cargo.
|-
|[[File:Soysauce.png|50px]]
|'''Soy Sauce'''
| Mix 4 units of soy milk, 1 unit of sulphuric acid from chemistry.
|-
|[[File:Condiment.png|50px]]
|'''Sprinkles'''
| Process frosted donuts, found around the station or prepared yourself.
|-
|[[File:emptycondiment.png|50px]]
|'''Sugar'''
| Process white beet or sugarcane.
|-
|}
 
 
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! style='background-color:Green;'|Food
! style='background-color:Green;'|How to Obtain
! style='background-color:Green;'|Contains
|-
|[[File:Cheesewheel.gif|50px]]
|'''Cheese Wheel'''
| Mix 40 units milk, 5 universal enzyme (catalyst).
Sliceable: Makes 8 slices.
| 20 animal protein
|-
|[[File:chocolatebar.gif|50px]]
|'''Chocolate Bar'''
| Mix 2 units coco, 2 units milk (or soymilk), 2 units sugar.
| 2 nutriment, 2 sugar, 2 coco
|-
|[[File:Tofu.gif|50px]]
|'''Tofu'''
| Mix 10 units soymilk, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).
| 3 nutriment
|-
|[[File:Dough.png|50px]]
|'''Dough
| Mix 3 units egg yolk, 10 units flour.
Can be made quickly by adding an egg directly to a flour sack, which counts as a reagent container.
| 3 nutriment, 1 animal protein
|-
|[[File:Meatball.png|50px]]
|'''Meatball'''
| Mix 3 units animal protein, 5 units flour. Fry in a skillet or pan.
| 3 Animal Protein
|-
|}
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==Junk Food==
 
When there's no chef, the chef is serving toxic glop, or the chef is trying to murder you and your friends, most people resort to one of two things: [[Guide to Hydroponics|grazing on produce]], or the vending machines.
 
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Junk food requires no chef or machinery, but it's generally not as filling or as interesting.
 
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! style='background-color:Aqua;'|Source
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|Reagents & Notes
|-
|[[File:Candy.png|50px]]
|'''Candy'''
| Purchase from Getmore Chocolate Corp. vending machine.
| 1 nutriment, 3 sugar
|-
|[[File:Chips.png|50px]]
|'''Chips'''
| Purchase from Getmore Chocolate Corp. vending machine.
| 3 nutriment
|-
|[[File:Ramen.png|50px]]
|'''Cup Ramen '''
| Purchase from Getmore Chocolate Corp. vending machine.
| 30 dry ramen
|-
|[[File:Ramen.png|50px]]
|'''Hot Ramen'''
| Mix 3 parts Dry Ramen, 1 part water.
| Makes 3 parts Hot Ramen.
|-
|[[File:Ramen.png|50px]]
|'''Hell Ramen'''
| Mix 1 part capsaicin, 6 parts Hot Ramen.
Raises body temperature.
| Makes 6 parts Hell Ramen
|-
|[[File:Jerky.png|50px]]
|'''Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky'''
| Purchase from Getmore Chocolate Corp. vending machine.
| 4 animal protein
|-
|[[File:Raisins.png|50px]]
|'''4no Raisins '''
| Purchase from Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine.
| 6 nutriment
|-
|[[File:Twinkie.png|50px]]
|'''Space Twinkie'''
| Purchase from Getmore Chocolate Corp. vending machine.
| 4 sugar
|-
|[[File:CheesieHonkers.png|50px]]
|'''Cheesie Honkers'''
| Purchase from Getmore Chocolate Corp. vending machine.
| 4 nutriment
|-
|[[File:breadtube.png|50px]]
|'''Bread Tube'''
| Purchase from Getmore Chocolate Corp. vending machine.
| 12 nutriment
|-
|[[File:Syndiecake.png|50px]]
|'''Syndi-Cake'''
| Hack a Getmore Chocolate Corp. vending machine to unlock these for purchase.
| 4 nutriment
|-
|[[File:SkrellSnax.png|50px]]
|'''SkrellSnax'''
| Purchase from Getmore Chocolate Corp. vending machine.
| 10 nutriment
|-
|[[File:Monkeycube.png|50px]]
|'''Monkey Cube'''
| Stocked in Science and Virology.
| 10 animal protein
Eating this will kill you as a monkey grows inside you. Also comes in Stok, Farwa, and Naera varieties, available through [[Cargo]].
|-
|[[File:liquidfood.png|50px]]
|'''LiquidFood Ration'''
| Can be found on the shuttle as emergency rations, or in the Mining reward vending machine.
| 10 nutriment, 3 iron
|-
<!-- |[[File:Honeycomb.png|50px]]
|'''Honeycomb'''
| From Beekeeping
| 10 Honey, 0.5 Nutriment, 2 Sugar
|-
-->
|[[File:Koisbar.png|50px]]
|'''K'ois Bar'''
| Purchase from Getmore Chocolate Corp. vending machine.
| <span style="color:red">10 K'ois Paste</span>, <span style="color:red">15 Phoron</span>
Poisonous to everything except Vaurca.
|-
|[[File:Breakfast_wrap.png|50px]]
|'''Breakfast Wrap'''
|
| 6 nutriment
|-
|}
 
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==Advanced Cooking==
 
Some reagents in finished recipes are poisonous or have undesirable effects. If you're a traitor that may be the point, but if you're just feeling fancy you may want to try and serve these items safely. A little creative chemistry or careful preparation can help get rid of the dangerous reagents in your food.
 
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Any piece of food can contain up to 50 units of reagents, including those that are created with it.
 
*When using medicines, be careful not to add too much to avoid triggering an overdose.
*Reagents that react inside the food to neutralize a poison may be dangerous themselves until they react. Using too much will leave poisonous leftovers.
*Reagents can be removed from food with a syringe, and separated using the CondiMaster in the kitchen. Get that Carpotoxin outta there!
 
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|-
| Blood
| Blood is not necessarily poisonous. It is always the same type as the person it was taken from, and if the type is incompatible with the recipient, it will cause a rejection reaction.
O-negative blood is always safe.
Add one unit of dylovene for every four units of blood.
Alcoholic drinks created with blood of any type are safe. Be sure there is no blood left over after the reaction.
Blood can also be neutralized with clonexadone (1 unit clonexadone to 5 units blood).
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| Carpotoxin
| Anything made with carp meat will have carpotoxin in it. Since it metabolizes very slowly, using dylovene in the food is ineffective.
 
Carpotoxin reacts with copper and cryptobiolin to form rezadone, a wonderful healing medicine with minor side effects. This is the best way to make carpotoxin safe.
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| Amatoxin
| Found in fly amanita mushrooms. Add 1 unit dylovene per 2 units amatoxin.
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| Toxin
| Add 1 unit dylovene per 2 units toxin.
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| Slime Jelly
| This jelly poison your customers no matter how much dylovene you add. Adding dylovene (No more than 30 units or so) will keep them from dying of the poisoning before they can get to Medical, but if you're not a traitor, do you want to serve them such a painful dish? (No, don't answer that. We know customers can be annoying, but that's still no excuse to poison them.)
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| Radium
| Found in roast diona. This will cause radiation poisoning. Add 1 unit of dylovene per unit of radium, which will react to form hyronalin.
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| Sulphuric Acid
| Dylovene won't cut it for sulphuric acid, which will burn as well as poison anyone unlucky enough to ingest it. Instead, neutralize each 1 unit of Sulphuric acid with either 3 units of corn oil (creates glycerol), 4 units of soymilk (creates soy sauce), or 5 units of wine (creates Acid Spit, an alcoholic cocktail).
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| Polytrinic Acid
| You're serious about serving that xeno meat, huh? Well, don't serve it plain; polytrinic acid will poison, burn, and generally kill your customers in a gruesome manner. Like with sulphuric acid dylovene isn't enough, but unlike sulphuric acid, it's not easy to neutralize. Polytrinic acid will react with foaming agent and either iron or aluminum to create metal foam, and 10 units of polytrinic acid with 20 units of plasticide will create plastic. When working out how to do this, remember that plasticide is poisonous, and metal foam can be chipped through with a kitchen knife.
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| Alcohol (Ethanol)
| An equal amount of ethylredoxrazine reacts with ethanol (including alcoholic drinks) to make water.
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| Synaptizine
| Synaptizine is poisonous, but the bigger problem is that it hangs around in the system for a long time. For every unit of synaptizine, you need 30 units of dylovene, which makes treating it this way impractical.
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| Phoron
| Really, now? You could neutralize phoron by adding 2 rum and 1 vermouth per unit, but eating phoron is still a bit of a waste....
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SECURITY STAFF
Investigator
Investigator
Access: Security, Crime Labs, Morgue,
Qualifications: At least 25 years of age, applicable Criminal Forensics degree or 7 years experience in Criminal Forensics/Investigation. Optionally: Full Cadetship to perform arrests.
Employers: Not defined
Supervisors: Head of Security
Duties: Investigate crime scenes, record evidence, perform autopsies.
Guides: Guide to Security, Corporate Regulations, Guide to Forensics

The Investigator's job is to investigate the remains of any crime, use evidence to identify the perpetrator, and then ask Security to arrest them for you. They have limited brig access because they are supposed to be an investigator, not a Security Officer or Warden. They are expected to work in tandem with the Detective - they handle physical evidence, while the detective interrogates witnesses and suspects.

General Guidelines

Step one. ALWAYS WEAR YOUR GLOVES. Acquire waistcoat and sunglasses. You are not an officer, so you do not need to adhere to their uniform expectations. Find a lighter and a pack of smokes and have them at the ready, to add extra cool during panic situations. Outclass everyone on the station that isn't equipped with a top hat and cane. BONUS TIP: Grab one of the Heavy Duty Flashlights before the Red Tide does. You can put it on your belt slot.

Now that you look like the distinguished nerd you are, get acquainted with your lab. You will spend half your time here, when you aren't running from break in to murder to poisoning to autopsy. This is where the magic happens. See all the things on the tables around you? Grab all the things. Put them into your free CSI kit. It's the gray box on the rack. It has two layers of storage and can fit everything you need to fulfill your investigations. Do NOT lose it. If anyone steals it, you become useless and should space yourself in shame. If you arrive and your lab is already empty, find the Detective or Head of Security and find out where your stuff is.

Now that you have all the things, your CSI Kit should look like this. Note that you can put boxes inside it, so you can carry around boxes of evidence bags and swab kits with you. You could also take the microscope slides out of the box and repurpose the box for storing field evidence for whatever active case you're running. Makes it easier to keep track of what evidence is relevant to which investigation. You also have Morgue access, so feel free to run on down and grab a body bag. You'll probably need it.

Detainment And Use Of Force

You can't arrest crew members because you don't have access to the processing room or brig timers. You are allowed to detain a suspect if you directly witness an infraction and/or encounter a suspect with a pending warrant or arrest order. In any situation you need to call security officers to assist. This doesn't mean you should be joining manhunts to find a suspect - you don't have the tools to safely detain someone on the run and resisting. Basically, if you can't detain the suspect using only your flash and/or charming personality, just stay back and try to get officers on scene. Additionally only characters with a completed cadetship on their record are allowed to legally detain someone on station. Make sure to add this if your investigator is more of an "in the field" person or be prepared to get pocked about it by staff.

Your gun is only meant to be used in self-defense. When dealing with armed suspects stay on the periphery and let officers take the heat (and bullets).

Tools of the Trade

  • Suitcase forensics.png Crime Scene Kit - Your trusty suitcase, which you can use to haul around all of your forensics junk.
  • Dustkit.pngFingerprint.png Fingerprint Powder & Fingerprint Card - One of your primary tools. Use the powder on doors, weapons, clothes, or generally anything you suspect that has been touched by a criminal. If anyone has touched what you powder, you'll get a fingerprint card.
  • M glass.png Fiber Collection Kit - One of your primary tools, but secondary to finding prints due to the interchangeability of clothing. Mostly used as supporting evidence in the case of partial prints that incriminate multiple people. Use it on doors, weapons, clothes, anything you suspect that has been touched by a criminal. If anyone has touched what you use it on, you'll get a bag of fibers.
  • Uvgoggles.pngLuminol.png UV Goggles & Luminol - The goggles currently do nothing, though they probably should/will do one day. The Luminol spray will reveal any blood that may have been sprayed away. You only get a limited amount of it per shift, though.
  • MS.pngSyringes.png Reagent Scanner & Syringe - Use the reagent scanner on any food or drink that's offered to you, before consuming it. Scan EVERYTHING that comes out of Chemistry, the Kitchen and the Bar. You'll analyze the chemical components of whatever applicable item you scan and each present chemical will be listed. Science can make Advanced Reagent Scanners that will show you the exact concentrations of each chemical in the mix, but the standard version does not provide this information. You can use the Syringe to take a blood sample from someone you suspect to have consumed either drugs or poison, and then analyze it for confirmation.
  • Tape sec.png Police Tape - When you arrive at a crime scene you should use this to tape off every possible entryway and prevent contamination of potential evidence. Throw out anyone who cuts the tape. Try not to completely block off a main hallway, unless it's absolutely necessary, and even then try to do your investigation and call in a janitor quickly.
  • Camera.png Camera - Useful to carry around with you. Considering you are not equipped with the offensive and defensive tools that an Officer has, you take an incriminating picture if the opportunity presents itself and then swiftly run the hell away.
  • Tape Recorder.png Recorder - Useful in case you need to perform an interview, or turn it on in secret and try to goad someone into incriminating themself with their own words.
  • DNA kit.pngSwab.png Box of Swab Kits - When there's a blood trail on the floor, and no body in sight, whap the blood with one of these to take a DNA sample. You can also swab bloody weapons, bloody clothes, or people mouths.
  • Box.pngEvidence Bag.png Box of Evidence Bags - Anything with blood on, or that looks out of place at a crime scene, needs to be bagged before anyone else can touch it.
  • Labler.png Labeler - Slap labels on those nameless evidence bags unless you want to forget which bloody weapon was from what crime scene in relevance to what investigation. You can harass cargo for some empty boxes, label them accordingly and stash anything relevant in there.

You've found a Crime Scene/Body, Now What?

First, cordon off the area with the supplied police tape to ensure the crime scene isn't further contaminated by passerby's. Rest assured that many of the crew will try to involve themselves if the crime scene is in a public area. Some may even disregard the presence of your tape and walk right through a crime-scene, so if it's in a populated area try calling for an Officer to assist you in keeping the crime-scene from interference. Remember to wear your gloves so you don't contaminate evidence yourself.

Once the crime scene is properly taped off and free of loitering assistants, you can begin getting to work. Start by getting pictures of the location of the body, and any other suspicious items. Then, use your swab kit to sample blood if any is present at the scene. Then, begin collecting evidence and putting it in bags with your gloves on. Use your judgement as to what constitutes evidence or not. Bloodied knife? Evidence. Bag of chips? Probably not evidence if it was discarded in a main hallway, definitely evidence if found in a place it has no regular business being.

Make sure to lift the crime scene as soon as possible, so that medical can try to autopsy the victim in a timely fashion and put their body in the morgue.

Take the blood samples to the File:DNA Analyser.gif DNA Analyzer to get them checked for DNA. Remember to close the lid after a sample is loaded, and open it again after ejecting it so you can get your next sample in. The analyzer can process one sample at a time, and will take a minute or so to produce its analysis. Once you have your results, you can compare your DNA strings to those stored in the medical records (which you can access in your office). If your victim has been disfigured or is otherwise impossible to identify, this is also your chance to put a proper ID on them.

Next, it's time to search for fibers and prints. You lift both of these from evidence using the Fiber Collection Kit and Fingerprint Powder respectively, and analyze them by putting them in your Electron Microscope. If you're lucky, the culprit might've handled valuable evidence (such as the murder weapon) without gloves, but if not you might always have a few fibers to go off on. Remember that for fibers, you need to transfer them to a microscope slide before before you can put them under your microscope (thankfully, each slide is reusable).

At this point, you more often than not have enough evidence to get security to bring it at least one major suspect, if not arrest them outright. Make sure to communicate your findings over the security radio, so sec can be on the lookout for suspects and send them over for the Detective to interrogate.

Performing Autopsies

After medical has processed and relocated the body, it should be found on the autopsy table in the Morgue. If it's not, don't worry - it might just have already been placed in one of the morgue trays. If the body's not in the morgue at all, go beat on the nurses' heads until they get it to you.

To perform an autopsy, you're going to need a Scalpel.png scalpel, File:Autopsy scanner.png autopsy scanner, Sterilemask.png a mask, and a LGloves.png pair of gloves. Make sure to put on the mask and gloves before you begin, to avoid contaminating the body or catching any viral pathogens it might still be carrying.

Then, use a health analyser to find out damage areas on the victim, and use the scalpel on every affected zone once (two cuts for the chest might be necessary). Make sure to scan every zone with the autopsy scanner, and get a printout when you're done. Voila, you have a list of every injury on the body, complete with precise time and responsible weapon. Make sure to communicate your findings with security over the security radio.

Lastly, one additional thing you can do if you can't find any evidence pointing to a cause of death on the body is to perform a reagents test. To do this, grab a syringe, get a blood sample from the body, and put it through the MS.png mass-spectrometer found in the morgue. The mass-spectrometer should give you an accurate reading of any chemicals that were present in the victim's body at the time of death. (Note: this can also be used on living victims if you believe they've been drugged.)

Traitoring

You are capable of fabricating and falsifying evidence. Furthermore, you have prime access to the station's morgue, which can be very useful for disposing of, or obtaining corpses, and generally people will be less suspicious of you if you carry around weapons or dangerous chemicals. As a whole, be creative! Frame others for your own crimes! Induce the station in utter confusion!

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