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|Be [[Mercenary|mercenaries]] but less professional, made up of a team of loons that barely get along, and with hand-me-down equipment that will probably fall apart at a moment's notice. Steal everything while holding innocent crew at gunpoint. Ransom redhead nurses back to the station. Inevitably end up in a standoff with security holding a choke point that's hard to defend. Fail and get arrested. Panic as the Station hires the Mercs to kill you. | |Be [[Mercenary|mercenaries]] but less professional, made up of a team of loons that barely get along, and with hand-me-down equipment that will probably fall apart at a moment's notice. Steal everything while holding innocent crew at gunpoint. Ransom redhead nurses back to the station. Inevitably end up in a standoff with security holding a choke point that's hard to defend. Fail and get arrested. Panic as the Station hires the Mercs to kill you. '''CROSSFIRE!!!''' | ||
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|'''FELLOWSHIP:''' Try to recruit literally 13 people, only for a total of 2 to join. Fight a losing battle against greater powers. Plan the kidnap and ransom of Miranda Trasen <s>but decide to go to the bar instead</s>.<br>'''CONTENDER:''' Get fed up with these upstarts. Seek them out and engage in a battlemonsters showdown. <s>Lose.</s> Plan to recruit other people that are only slightly fed up to beat the hecc out of them instead. <s>Find them at the bar.</s> | |'''FELLOWSHIP:''' Try to recruit literally 13 people, only for a total of 2 to join. Fight a losing battle against greater powers. Plan the kidnap and ransom of Miranda Trasen <s>but decide to go to the bar instead</s>.<br>'''CONTENDER:''' Get fed up with these upstarts. Seek them out and engage in a battlemonsters showdown. <s>Lose.</s> Plan to recruit other people that are only slightly fed up to beat the hecc out of them instead. <s>Find them at the bar.</s> | ||
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|Brain slug! Crawl under tables. Crawl into vents. Crawl into ears. Turn hosts into galaxy brains <s>so that you can make them vomit more slugs</s>. Load them up on Hyperzine and yell at them to skedaddle when the funny doctors in surgical scrubs try to remove you. Yoink control from your host and do the skedaddling yourself when they take ''just a few seconds more than comfortable'' to start following orders. Get you and your host tossed into xenobiology. Die. Resurrect! Die for real. | |||
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Your Job is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard the NSS Aurora. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what you're actually supposed to be doing.
Some useful links:
- Chain of Command
- Corporate Regulations
- Guides
- Tips
- Communication Devices
- Basic Character Qualifications
You should also read up about Corporate Regulations, so you know your rights. Not doing so is considered very bad form for Roleplay
Due to new NanoTrasen equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.
Station Command
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Captain |
Put your command whitelist to use and try out Captain. Stare in regret as everything quickly falls apart all around you. Offer to work as a partial interim head of staff for departments without a head. End up being busy with |
Very Hard |
Head of Personnel |
Make your presence known and state that you are available to change access on peoples' IDs. Deny 80% of the requests because they're clearly not trained to do what they want access to and they never bothered writing employment records to back themselves up anyway. Run around the station keeping track of everything for the Captain. End up butting heads with other heads of staff over their leadership ability. Call people into your office for employee evaluations. | Hard |
Head of Security |
Get your officers situated and ready to protect company assets. Watch them all attempt to become anything more than a mall cop. |
Very Hard |
Chief Engineer |
Wonder why you spawn with black gloves instead of insulation. Promote safety and wearing PPEs. |
Hard |
Research Director |
Hard | |
File:ChiefMedicalOfficer.png Chief Medical Officer |
Try to give a quick briefing to your subordinates round-start. Get ignored as they all explode out of the briefing room as quickly as possible. Make sure Chemists aren't getting high. Walk in on the EMT attempting Surgery on the Psychologist. End up being the only competent medical professional amid pubbies that thought Nurse was a learning role. Desperately try not to metagame against lings suddenly resurrecting with full health out of no where. Suffer. | Hard |
Internal Security
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Security Officer |
Run around the station |
Hard |
Warden |
Be in charge of the |
Hard |
Investigator |
Shove everyone out of the way to collect |
Hard |
Security Cadet |
Become the most exemplary member of security. Get shoved by admins. | Easy to Medium |
Engineering and Maintenance
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Station Engineer |
Start your fresh morning of groundhog day. Argue over what setup to use for the engine. End up defaulting to |
Medium |
Atmospheric Technician |
Be better than engineers. |
Medium / Hard |
Engineering Apprentice |
Have no idea what you're doing. Start following an engineer that looks like they know what they're doing |
Easy |
Supply
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Quartermaster |
Order crates full of powerful equipment |
Medium |
File:Cargo Technician.png Cargo Technician |
Listen to your boss. Listen to your boss's boss. Get paid for less than the effort it takes to haul crates around the station. Rummage around in the warehouse and find cool stuff. Get complaints when you mail crates and it shoots backed up trash out with it. |
Easy |
Shaft Miner |
Get geared up to mine a motherlode. |
Easy to Medium |
Medical
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Surgeon |
Be a more Experienced™ Doctor™ than typical Physicians (probably™). Ditch the nitrous and turn people's brains off with TECHNOLOGY instead. |
Hard |
Physician |
Be the most medical of doctors. Shove pills down people's throats and inject medicine wordlessly whenever there's literally any form of injury. |
Medium |
Emergency Medical Technician |
Be the bottom rung of all medical experience. Stuff every single available inventory slot with something. Nag crew about suit sensors. Rush out the door at the first sign of injury |
Hard |
Psychologist |
Become a stereotypical chaise lounge psychologist. Scroll through medical records to find people in need of a psychiatric appointment. Don't act surprised when you find no records to begin with because everyone's too lazy to write them. Offer your services over the radio. Get ignored. Get requested to security to evaluate a criminal. Watch them cryo before you even get a word out. Prescribe Minaphobin. Get told it does nothing, prescribe Neurapan |
Medium |
File:Chemist.png Pharmacist |
Push buttons on a machine. |
Medium |
Medical Intern |
Learn medical from people that |
Easy to Medium |
Research
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Scientist |
Put ethics to the test |
Medium |
Xenobiologist |
Be the talk of medbay more than half the time, but for the wrong reasons! Have a showdown with your coworker with your high tech squirt guns. Attempt to make research out of throwing monkeys at blobs of slime, only to achieve less-than-ideal or mixed results. Silently build an army of slimy rock people in your basement of a department. Alternatively, |
Hard |
Xenobotanist |
Mess around with plants, splice K'ios into fruit, and encourage your coworkers to start a plant based diet. | Medium |
Xenoarcheologist |
Be a miner but with a head for science (and foresight bad enough to fall down holes because you forgot to enable your magboots)! Be a buff nerd because you're strong enough to smash rocks out of the way. Smash ancient artifacts up in the process. Forget you have precision tools for that sort of thing. Avoid being eaten by carp. Manage to bring something back for the Anomalist, only to discover their body rotting in the analysis room minutes later because they forgot to wear radiation-protective equipment... or maybe the activated artifact killed them. Who knows! | Medium |
Roboticist |
Be a mix of Research, Engineering, and Medical. Fix stationbounds. Fix synthetic crew. Fix humans(?). Attempt to smash brains into MMIs. Fail because they're often too big. Shave a bit of the excess off. Build mechs. Build dangerous mechs. Load the dangerous mechs up with dangerous equipment. Build little bots. Never bother configuring them. |
Easy |
Lab Assistant |
Ask around for stuff to do. Get turned into a science fair project. | Easy |
Civilian
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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File:Assistant.png Assistant |
Be a greyscale enthusiast. Become a part of a colorless sea of people that most likely share the same hairstyle (or lack thereof) as you. Inexplicably know how to hack every form of device on the station. Grab budget gloves and watch your arms disintegrate because of higher Siemens. Watch admins hover their finger over the ban button. | Very Easy |
File:Assistant.png Visitor |
Peaceful greytider. Visit the station. Visit the people. Visit your best friend who is working there at the moment. Brag about your work, your family, and how many children you have. Show off your income wealth. Try to offer work to people but get turned away because you're just a nobody for the shift. | Very Easy |
File:Bartender.png Bartender |
Watch everyone on station eventually end up in the bar. Get painfully simple requests. Get painfully elaborate requests. Watch people destroy their livers. Watch people attempt to roleplay a passing conversation. Try and fail to hold any real conversation of your own with someone else. Have an arguably better conversation with a Wizard who stumbles in for mead. Watch Security flood through the doors when someone screams for help from the trash compactor. Get glasses of milk ready for when the Chef creates dishes that have "hell" as an ingredient (or enchiladas). | Easy |
File:Chef.png Chef |
Run around in circles. Line the table up with food that may or may not make someone's heart stop. Ask the Botanist when the vegetables will be in. Realize there is no botanist. Attempt to pass a smelly bowl of purple soup off as something edible. End up making nothing but wish soup. |
Easy |
File:Botanist.png Botanist |
Work in a small slice of paradise. Be reminded that this isn't paradise at all with just one look out the window. Toss seeds into a tray and watch what happens. Literally watch grass grow. Put lids on trays and set their light levels while scanning everything so that you look like you know what you're doing. Obliterate weeds with your hoe. Eliminate |
Easy |
Chaplain |
Praise literally anyone while holding your book of spiritual guidance of choice. Attempt to hold sermons in the holodeck. Get shoved over by assistants trying to wrassle. Get suplexed when you attempt to scold them. Snap your null rod in two from frustration. Claim that the wizard/vampire/changeling destroying everything in their path is |
Easy |
Janitor |
Squint at people with dirty shoes. Swing your mop around and vanquish all filth. Dunk your mop in your bucket over and over before hanging it on the janicart |
Easy |
NanoTrasen Liaison |
Represent your faction to the BEST of your abilities! Struggle to connect with the crew. Fail to convince anyone of how it's actually moral and cool to de-brain people and turn them into robots. Become disgusted with how things are run. | Medium to Hard |
Librarian |
Stock the absolute heck out of the book shelves. Or don't. Watch nerds from a DnD club argue at a table, one of which happens to be dressed for the occasion. Print tons of bibles when weird robed people show up, some may be a little more sinister. End up reading more books than the Crew. Create a newscaster channel to |
Easy |
Corporate Reporter |
Record everyone, take pictures of everyone, even some that you might not want to mess with. Bust out the notepad and pen when the station delves into code blue. End up asking more questions related to a crime than the Detective. Create a newscaster channel to |
Easy |
Stationbound
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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AI |
Work as perhaps the most expensive and innovative network of technology and science on the station. Get used as a sentient door opener anyway. Scroll around the station as an invisible presence |
Extremely Hard |
Cyborg |
Be an AI on wheels (or legs, if you prefer). Listen to your much wiser synthetic brother. Or don't, if you're not shackled. Ask over the radio for which module to pick. Never get a reply. Beep at anything that passes by. Marry the Roboticist. End up doing everyone's job better than they can. Realize you don't have hands. Follow your laws to the letter. |
Medium to Hard |
Personal AI |
Be a pocket computer. Do pocket computer things. End up just being a universal translator/web browser. | Very Easy |
Maintenance Drone |
Repair stuff and ignore anyone that isn't a drone. Be more of an engineering apprentice than the actual job. | None |
Antagonists
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Traitor |
Make your own objectives. Attempt to make the round interesting for everyone, do things for a reason. Decide that people who subsists purely on ramen are heretics and must be slain (or some other silly objective). Get stomped by people that think your gimmicks are poop. Steal important things and figure out what to do with them. Get a HUT sentence from valid hunting wardens, despite only committing low level infractions that would only earn you a maximum of fifteen minutes. Cry. | Hard |
Mercenary |
Argue in AOOC for a mission to do. Buy every single illegal thing from the Uplink. |
Very Hard |
Cultist |
Finally get that blood cult rolling with your pals. Put your hand painting skills from kindergarten to the test and smear blood everywhere. Talk to |
Very Hard |
Changeling |
Be |
Hard |
Revenant |
Basically be Dr. Manhattan but with malicious intent and more bluespace than Chernekov radiation. Claim to be a being from dimensions that cannot be comprehended by mortal man. Get called a ghost anyway, even though you're totally something more. Give everyone a free and easy diagnosis of tinnitus by blowing their eardrums out with your soothing voice. Watch medical hold hands in their lobby from the safety of maintenance. Get really angry at someone and rip them to pieces. Get dunked on by an assistant wielding an object that is technologically equivalent to a fire axe... namely a fire axe. Die? | Hard |
Raider |
Be mercenaries but less professional, made up of a team of loons that barely get along, and with hand-me-down equipment that will probably fall apart at a moment's notice. Steal everything while holding innocent crew at gunpoint. Ransom redhead nurses back to the station. Inevitably end up in a standoff with security holding a choke point that's hard to defend. Fail and get arrested. Panic as the Station hires the Mercs to kill you. CROSSFIRE!!! | Hard |
Ninja |
Wear ninja gear to help you stealth your way to victory |
Medium / Hard |
Vampire |
Have an insatiable thirst for |
Very Hard |
Fellowship/Contenders |
FELLOWSHIP: Try to recruit literally 13 people, only for a total of 2 to join. Fight a losing battle against greater powers. Plan the kidnap and ransom of Miranda Trasen CONTENDER: Get fed up with these upstarts. Seek them out and engage in a battlemonsters showdown. |
Hard |
Cortical Borer |
Brain slug! Crawl under tables. Crawl into vents. Crawl into ears. Turn hosts into galaxy brains |
Special
Job | Role | Difficulty |
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Merchant |
Sell interesting goods to the crew. Make loads of money. | Medium |
Guide to Ghost Roles |
Finally decide to play instead of being an observer main. | Medium / Hard |